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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Fall 2016 Edition

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classes to take before you die
damn we're gunna miss browsing the cu course directory at some point in our lives
fall 2016
foley is a greek goddess it's true
gotta love some lady boss profs
i guess we'll suggest you use courses@cu OR JUST USE A DAMN PEN AND PAPER LIKE 2007!
isn't it nice when we do the work for you?
looking for a prof's mind at work

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Bwoglines: Leaders Edition

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Bwog banged our pans with everybody else
bwoglines
can't wait to watch the Trump family tonight
Dilma Rousseff should just be impeached already
if you understand our reference we'll buy you a six pack
Kasich pls
Musk 2016
somebody has to write science fiction with rockets landing/taking off from ships now
this rocket news has massive implications
Tsipras is the characteristic liberal-coming-of-age story
WE LOVE YOU ELON MUSK

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Field Notes: It’s Lit Edition

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'another' gay bar
@ ras we know who could've pulled us into their suites but didn't: how dare you
can't believe the barnard wifi would betray us
days on campus? more like gays on campus amirite
field notes
like if you think bwog should do a 'best places to sleep in butler' series
what could be better than a free sandwich from hamdel?

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The Sculpture Discourse (According To CCSC’s Recent Survey)

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"no"
comment where YOU want to put the statue
our new hero is the guy who responded to the survey just to say 'i really don't give a fuck'
Reclining Figure
some people literally wrote essays in the comment box guys
statue discourse
tbt to when bwog got like 10 tips about the statue in one night
true to its core ... we see what you did there
we didn't realize it was possible to make butler more depressing

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 5

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at least you won't have to live in carman
chances are you'll get 'guaranteed housing'
good luck and godspeed
housing 2016
lie down ... try not to cry ... cry a lot
try not to cry (too much)
when will housing be over. when will we finally be free

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Housing Reviews 2016: Wien

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don't worry freshmen ... your dorms are next
housing 2016
it's not that far ... really
stay tuned for bwog's new illustrated guidebook: the care and keeping of your pet sink
who needs friends when there's a bikeshare rack outside your dorm?
wien? wein? wine? whine?
yes ... wien has doubles. (are they nice doubles? that's debatable)

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CCSC Discusses A CASV Resolution And The Henry Moore Sculpture

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500 rolls of toilet paper - that's a lot of ass-wiping
casv
ccsc
Constitutional Review
Is this the end of the sandwich ambassador?
like if you'll watch makansi's live-streamed fireside chat
like if you're getting sick of the statue discourse
live streaming
live-streamed events
multi-part process of constitutional review ... sounds so complicated
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Soundtrack To Finishing Your Thesis

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catch us assclapping in butler instead of writing
do you think kanye ever had to write a thesis?
don't even talk to us until we're done with our paper
drake wouldn't treat me like this
if you can finish your thesis frank ocean can come out with a new album
isn't it cool to produce your own legit academic work tho?
playlist
we are stronger because we've written a thesis
when u an academic u an academic
when you just can't stop talking about your data with your friends
work work work

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