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At Two Swords’ Length: Should You Instagram?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 18, 2012 5 Comments

The September issue of The Blue & White is now on campus! Here on Bwog we’ll be posting juicy bits of the issue for those of you whose eyes no longer process anything that isn’t a backlit LED display. Appropriately, to kick things off, below you can read Allie Curry and Matthew Schantz debate the value […]

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The 114th Street Halaltercation

By Bwog Staff on Sep 18, 2012 8 Comments

According to an eyewitness, another food truck standoff took place today a little but after noon.The tipster reports that Kimchi Taco, a Korean-Mexican fusion food truck, was giving out free food to a large line of people midway down the block between 113th and 114th along Broadway. Apparently after about 15 minutes, the owners of the […]

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Lerner Line Lunacy

By Bwog Staff on Sep 18, 2012 35 Comments

Curious about the results of the package center’s new “kiosk” system? After a rigorous scientific study (and like a million complaints from tipsters), we conclude it’s “working wonderfully!” and efficiency has improved by “like no percent.” Number of crossword puzzles played during the wait: 3 Number of “fml lerner package center line” tweets: 15 […]

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ESC: New Projects and Free Bagels!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 18, 2012 1 Comments

Bwog’s Engineering Expert Aria Sharma reports from this week’s meeting. President Tim Qin started this week’s meeting off by relaying information from his meeting with Scott Wright, VP of Campus Services. The package centers are fully updated, complete with kiosks and satellite locations in Wien and Carman to make picking up packages more efficient. Furthermore, […]

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Bwoglines: Big Surprises Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 18, 2012 1 Comments

A newly revealed tape shows Romney accusing Obama’s supporters of laziness and dependency, proving that what everyone thought Romney thought people thought about Obama’s policies is true. He doesn’t apologize. (CBS News) To Putin’s delight, and to the dismay of diamond cartels worldwide, Russia has revealed the discovery of trillions of carats worth of diamonds, enough to […]

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Getting Down to Business with the CCSC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 17, 2012 5 Comments

Ringing in the new school year, the CCSC (a.k.a. the Columbia College Student Council) has started meeting once again. Not wanting to be left out of the festivities, Bwog jumped at the chance to be included in such an important decision making process. Bwog’s Student Council Enthusiast Maren Killackey reports. With the introductions mostly over, […]

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Lost: CUID and Ving Card

By Bwog Staff on Sep 17, 2012 0 Comments

CUID + Ving Card removed from EC Laundry Room. Please return to EC1006 or email frg2109@columbia.edu.

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PeopleHop: Figuring it Out

By Bwog Staff on Sep 17, 2012 13 Comments

When we found out that Barnard student Marlena Holter is a competitive synchronized ice skater (a sport that we over at Bwog just recently learned is, in fact, a thing), we knew an interview was needed. Because we are so intrigued by her balance and grace, we sent Bwog’s Winter Activities Correspondent, Kyra Bloom, to investigate. […]

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Overheard: Plausible Explanation

By Bwog Staff on Sep 17, 2012 11 Comments

A tipster walking by the lawns overheard the following, very scientific exchange between a “scooter kid” and his mother: Mom: don’t walk on the grass. Do you see it’s all muddy with no grass. Why do you think there isn’t any grass? Kid: because a vegetarian was BROWSING! Grassfed beef minus the beef […]

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Bwoglines: Wild, Wild World Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 17, 2012 1 Comments

Tween girls everywhere breath a sigh of relief as Robert Pattinson forgives Kristen Stewart for her cheating “trampire” ways. Faith in true love has been restored once again. (The Sun) Lock your doors and bar your windows! The number of wild wolves in America is on the rise, prompting the government to legalize wolf hunting in multiple sections […]

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Lost: Glasses

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 0 Comments

Lost a pair of glasses between the hours of 12 and 3 am, in either the Claremont or Watt area, or anywhere in between. light brown metal frame, dark arms with the color/texture of polished rosewood. please contact if you see ’em, cash reward! skr2132@columbia.edu

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Green Umbrella Attacks Campus

By Bwog Staff on Sep 16, 2012 58 Comments

The email-illiterate masses are currently rising up to destroy the clean (or green?) inboxes of much of campus. The Green Umbrella list serv is experiencing mass defection as dozens of people attempt to unsubscribe by hitting “reply all,” which only compounds the problem and the hilarity. UPDATE: The most prolific spammer, Chloe B., has contacted us […]

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Enjoy Pre-Presidential Debates Stress Relief Activities At The Bwog Meeting Tonight

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abashedly saturated in Judeo-Christianity
get (those menorah candles) lit
here's a question for Socrates—is getting lit working?
jokes for all the jews out there who get it
meeting announcement
tfw you have two bar mitzvahs
Tuesday was best daily day tbh

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Bwoglines: Broken And Restored Edition

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#agamemnondidTroy
bwoglines
late night lines
lines lines lines
Neoptolemus is the brute of Achaea eh?
somebody take dailying away
the trojans were the victims

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Welcome To Fall

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autumnal bwog
it's gonna rain a lot next wk
the suffering ends for those of us without AC

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Where Art Thou: Netflix And Chill

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arts bucketlist
don't Netflix and Chill and become a baby daddy
even though Bwog loves its baby daddy
go watch something wholesome like Bob Ross
netflix and chill
we really hope people don't actually netflix and chill to 'Making a Murderer' bc that's creepy as fuck
where art thou?

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Columbia’s Basket Of Deplorables

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deplorables
housing lottery horror stories
if you have an 8:40 you actually enjoy pls send us a tip explaining how
raise your hand if you've already had a midterm
rip old dodge cafe
schermerhernermernerhorn
we generously didn't include spec on here
we've spent more time trying to find the bathroom in schermerhorn extension than we have paying attention to class in schermerhorn extension

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Runaway Electrons (And Other Plasma Physics Horror Stories)

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ap physics will not save you
are the electrons running away because they hate their parents?
lecturehop
raise your hands if you know what a magnetic surface is
raise your hands if you know what physics is
the capitalism of of particle physics
there's nothing 'simple' about vector calculus
where do the electrons come from? where do they go? where do they come from cotton eye joe?

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Bwoglines: All Will Be Revealed Edition

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'black teal or coral'
bwoglines
if you get those glasses send us some tips with them
our favorite ted cruz was in 'hillaryous' last semester
so many secret meetings
who needs james patterson when you have ny local news
will the videos delete 24 hours after you take them?

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University Senate Debates Freedom Of Expression Resolution At Plenary

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freedom of expression
prezbo wya
university senate
usenate
usenate plenary
we dk what "uchicago" even is
where ya ass was at
who would have thought that an astronomy professor cares so much about trigger warnings

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