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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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The Turkish Enigma: Turkey, Syria, And Baklava!

Romane Thomas 0

"expert in terrorism" ya ok
@finn stop shouting out mike starr
@rachel no
Alexander Hamilton Society is really cool
free baklava
free food
free turkish delight and coffee
shoutout to Deniz and John too
shoutout to Mike Starr
terrorism isn't objective

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SGA Endorses New TA Hiring Policy, Orgo Night, And Ombudsperson

Raji Ganapathy 0

barnard TA hiring policy
cumb wins
finally the people that protest CUMB can shut up
good job SGA
no real surprises here
ombudsperson on the way
remember to vote kids
senate updates
the band always wins
we guess elections pushed SGA to do something

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Barnard Students To Officially Receive JJ’s Access Next Year

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barnard
barnard meal plan
barnard students 4 jj's justice
diana
imagine how packed jj's will be on thursday nights now!!!!!
Jamba Juice!
jj's place
JJs

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Prospie Personalities: Already Found A Dealer

Gabrielle Kloppers 0

LEGALIZE COCAINE
lift the federal prohibition of marijuana
prospie archetypes
prospie personalities
seriously there are worse things that you could do than weed
some of us were definitely not like this
some of us were maybe like this
this is what happens when 20% of the school is from california

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New ESC, Who Dis?

Finn Klauber 0

definitive ranking of council work: CCSC>ESC>GSSC>Spec>SGA
esc
esc does stuff
even when ESC doesn't do much they still do more than SGA
sorry sga
updates on updates
we only speak the truth

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Surf Through Primaries And Protesting On Butler’s Turf Today

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4/19
bring a vape pen
I need this food right now
I would leave Low for free ice cream ngl
surf and turf
surf n turf
this picture is making me so hungry
will the CDCJ people in Low get any food?

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Bwoglines: Beginnings And Ends Edition

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"Bernie-bros and Hillenials"
always love citing Reuters
Can't believe we actually used the term Hillenial
do people really still use Yahoo?
Houthis are playing a dangerous game here
we won't lie—Yahoo answers has had answers to every physics and math problem we've ever looked up
Yahoo lol

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Field Notes: Trash Edition

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after a long dry period hamilton reappears in field notes
as lin would say: 'the trash of the thing'
cat called by man as opposed to cat called by alien?
field notes
like if you too have a crush on trash
or as pulitzer prize-winning lin-manuel miranda would say: 'the trash of the thing'
we'll be playing drunk taboo at the next dwb

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