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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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HARDCORE: PART IV

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 31 Comments

More adventures await! Missed out on nights I-III? Catch up here. Special thanks go to Dean Valentini, the Marching Band (go to Orgo Night), Charlie Dinkin, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean Quigley the Sock Monkey, Rakhi Agrawal, Erik Nook, Pierre Gergis, Karla Casariego, Madeleine Jensen, Olivia Levine, Liz Watson, Hannah […]

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Orgo Night: Traditions Come and Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 24 Comments

Traditional: Tonight, at 11:59 in Butler 209, the Marching Band will sing songs and make jokes of questionable taste. Unorthodox: An actually pretty funny promotional video from the band. Unexpected: As an extra credit project for his orgo class, Professor Campos called for original music videos. Here’s our favorite. (Click CC to turn on the captions)

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Actual Wisdom: Stephen Edwards

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 56 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog pays homage to both our Senior Wisdom feature and our bold, fearless faculty. As long as our academic heroes are willing, a new wisdom will be up every day during finals, perhaps to inspire you, but more likely just to help you procrastinate more. Next up is Stephen Edwards, of OfficeHop, […]

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BoardHop: Not up for Debate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

At Columbia, students are taught to challenge each other’s ideas and deeply evaluate the validity of their own beliefs and thoughts. That being said, we can’t really think of anyone who would disagree with the statement below, found in Hamilton 707. Speaking of sex finals, you may have noticed by our new poll that we’re […]

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Courseworks Turns Ten

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

If websites were small children, CourseWorks (or, more aptly, CourseWorks’ mom) would be hosting one epic pizza party. Sadly, no website lives forever, and now with a full decade under its belt, Coursework’s newest incarnation is retiring its predecessor. Over 1,200 courses currently use the new CourseWorks, and all University classes will transition by Spring 2013. […]

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Spotted: Sow Over it

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 2 Comments

Seems as if things having been quiet on the Roa-llie front since their last encounter, and Bwog can only conclude that they’ve decided to part ways. While our favorite cub seems content with bachelorhood, Millie, heading out for a night on the town in this picture, seems determined to start over. Spotted by Hannah Goldstein

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 12/15

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 0 Comments

Crawl out of your study grotto and grab some grub at the Greenmarket, slinging fresh produce on Broadway beteween 114th and 116th every Thursday and Sunday. As per tradition, Bwog brings you the weekly highlights. King Ferry Winery will now attend both Thursdays and Sundays each week. This Thursday, Lani’s will be selling no-spray greens […]

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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Take A Break From Studying For Free Subs And Ice Cream

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715 foot long subs should be the norm
Big Sub is back
Bwog is really excited for free food
did you catch our pun up there?
don't waste a meal swipe tonight
free food
that free ice cream though

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The Mysterious Ferris DJ, Revealed

Amara Banks 1

baby-making R&B
dining halls
ferris booth
have you noticed they also match the music to the weather?
just the little things in life
just tryna listen to the jumpman while grabbing some dinner
mystery
no one man should have all that power
relating to the young folk
sometimes it's nice to eat breakfast and listen to some jack johnson

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How One Of Columbia’s Professors Is Saving The World

Britt Fossum 1

all this talk of cycles reminds us of AP biology
Bwog interviews cool people
Chandran is an environmental hero
Chandran is basically the Avatar
Claire Underwood supports clean water
only one person exists who can restore balance to the world...
Rachel Carson's got nothing on Chandran

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Finance, Fundraising, And Fossil Fuels Discussed At GSSC!

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all clubs eventually lead to Bacchanal
Dalitso Nkhoma
Divestment Referendum
f@cu
family funding is an awesome initiative
giving day
GS Pride
GS seems to run more smoothly than CCSC
gssc
Katherine Celentano
referendums and stuff
the math doesn't look right with GSSC's contribution to F@CU

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Live At Lerner: Side Saddle

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Bwog loves free food
live at lerner
should we count Astoria as really local?
support your local bands
their old band was called "This Old Ghost"
they just seem like a cool group
this band knows a thing or two about horses
this isn't a joke they really do know about horses
what does folk/pop really even mean

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Bwoglines: Big Deal Edition

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bwoglines
did you "feel the Bern"?
go Emilia Clarke
khaleesi is her title not her name
Lukashenko is definitely a dictator
Lukashenko is literally a dictator
notice how we didn't call her "khaleesi" the entire article?
one in every three pints of beer is a ridiculous amount
remember when Belarussia used to be a thing in Medieval times?
take THAT fact to your next party
we didn't really "feel the Bern"

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Call For Senior Columnists

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call for columnists
how do seniors get their wisdom
the future is wild

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EC Archetype: Party Seeking Freshmen

Finn Klauber 1

beware
carrying with them the stench of axe and pubescence
ec archetypes
that fade
the goddamn ec freshmen
those raybans
we swoon
who wears sperrys WITHOUT SOCKS

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