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If You Give Stressed Zombies Cookies…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 4 Comments

…they might actually smile! And then probably glare at you for ruining their diets. But we digress. IN ANY CASE, if you’re craving some study break nomz, look no further than the Culinary Society’s last study break of the semester. They’ll be serving up holiday cookies like they’re going out of style, with reinvented classics […]

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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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Sick Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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bwog meeting tonight
coughing as we write this
don't touch me tbh
don't you miss the days when you could go outside without a coat?
germs
if we can get purell to sponsor this post then we're all set
ill
sick
we sure do
were we kidding about the hand sanitizer? maybe

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Foiled Again By Friedman’s

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flat top will still be #1 in our hearts apparently
forreal though this has been painful
friedman's
huuuuuuuge bush amiright
the bane of amsterdam is a pretty high title friedman's should be proud of that one
we have battle wounds
we tried so hard to give you guys a chance and you let us down again
we were all rooting for you tiffany
we've done nothing but be good to you....and also walk by obnoxiously on occasion
why you tryna block us out friedman's

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Bwoglines: We’re Worried About Your Safety Edition

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3/4 of these are pretty concerning tbh
because it's great
but honestly everything's gonna be fine
can't be cheery every week
don't worry be happy
keep calm and carry on
keep calm and invest in wind turbines
keep calm and watch that flight attendant video
oh well
sorry guys and gals
this week's bwoglines brought to you by negative nellie

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Our Monster Black Hole

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astrology
astronomy
black holes
black holes are real
gas
god
punk science kids
pupin is popping
science is cool!
stargazing canceled
stars
sucks for bahamas tho
sun
thank you to those who study the sky and explain it to us
the heavens
the sky is goth
wasn't even a real hurricane
we should all be astronomers

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Boo! Boringside Heights Gets More Hip And Less Boring

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all hallows' eve
competition
decoration
demons
don't go to carman get beer via bwog
free alcohol (!)
free beer
fun
ghosts
halloween turn up
martha stewart
MoWill isnt the only haunted place on campus
new york new york
parties
pumpkin ALE
pumpkins
spooky beer
this is america
welcome international students
zombies

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Groceries Of The Grotesque: What Is MoWill Hiding?

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basement scandals
bwog conspiracy
children
food
ghosts
haunted
lattes
MoWill
nursery rhymes
pumpkin spice
spirits
starbucks
that time of year again
we always suspected something was up
Westside > MoWill
why is Westside such a hike?
why isn't Trader Joe's on campus

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Your Subconscious Is Speaking To You Through The Statues

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alma
creative
how much is too much
marble
projections of yourself
spooky
statues
stop studying and listen to the statues
suppressed emotions
thoughts
your subconscious is smarter than your conscious self

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Bwoglines: Truth Laid Bare Edition

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Bahamas
boycott Chick-fil-A
buy your chicken at KFC
celebs sans makeup FTW
go Demi!
Helen Mirren
hill is bae
hillary clinton
hillary has no secrets (except on her non-government email)
JJ's sells chicken wings
Joaquin let us down
love yourself
nudes
rock that bod
role models
snl
vanity fair
what secrets does hillary have?

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