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And I’ve Been Working Like A Dog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 18 Comments

The dog days are over, but here’s photographic proof of yesterday’s merriment. We’ve never seen so many smiley (sober) Columbians—community has been unleashed! “It sounds like you guys really needed this,” one puppy owner told us. Furrealz. You can send in your own pics of puppy lovin’ and pooch smoochin’ to tips@bwog.com. Photos by Yanyi […]

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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Tired of Studying? Take a Break and Join Bwog!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog literally runs on the human spirit. If you have lots of human spirit that you’d like to earmark for Bwog’s consumption, you should be a Daily Editor. Dailies get to ask people probing questions, get into events for free, have their words on the Internet, and consume lots of Westside cookies at meetings!* If […]

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From the Issue: Columbia Occupied

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 6 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, which will be arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for […]

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College Student Reported Missing Has Been Found

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 27 Comments

Update, 5:11: Director of Communications, Kat Cutler, told us that the student has been found and is now with his family. Another university official also confirmed he is at home and well. According to Spec, a Columbia College senior has been reported missing after last being seen December 14th at the Milburn, New Jersey train […]

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BwogSleuthing in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Yesterday night, a tipster sent in this photo. We’ve seen Hamiltonian notes before, but the openness of the denizens behind door number 401 to babes made us curious.

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An Early Christmas Present

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 9 Comments

From us to you: a Limited Edition Louise McCune Original poster of all of our Butler Archetype friends. We’ve left a stack on the shelves in the back of Butler Café, and a few around 209. If you don’t nab one today, don’t worry, we’ll be sprinkling them around the library over the coming week.

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Chronicles of Existentialism: How Much is It Worth To You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 5 Comments

Overseen in Carman, hanging in the balance: “Bodies are not the same as Coca-Cola cans.” –Arthur Caplan

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Bwoglines: There’s a World Outside Finals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Last Thursday, Army General Ray Odierno appeared on the Colbert Report to announce the end of the War in Iraq, and over the weekend, the last U.S. troops rolled across the border from Iraq to Kuwait. Most troops will be home for Christmas, but some 4,000 will remain in Kuwait as a quick reaction force. […]

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Dark Was the Night (Of The Soul)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 37 Comments

Call us old-fashioned*, but Bwog likes sticking to traditions. That’s why we dared enter the dark abyss of terror and neurosis that is Butler without so much as a Virgil-figure to protect us (or at the very least warn us to avert our gaze from one of those 209-couples who seem to feed on creepy eye […]

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At Least We Made the Final Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 34 Comments

According to the Wall Street Journal, Mayor Bloomberg plans to announce that Cornell’s won the competition for an applied-science campus in NYC. They beat out the rest of the “shortlist,” which was down to Carnegie-Mellon, NYU, Cornell, and us, after Stanford dropped out on Friday. Not all hope is lost; even if Bloomberg awards Roosevelt Island to […]

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Butler Bingo: Archetypes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

It’s finals week and you know what that means. We’ve lampooned the inanity of Butler before, but this year we’ve adapted Butler Bingo around those closest (literally) to you: Butler Archetypes. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When […]

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In Defense Of: Not Celebrating Halloween

Phoebe Newton 0

"where has the true SPIRIT of halloween gone?" no pun intended
get it like halloween is obsolete
halloween
honestly what else rhymes with treat.... okay a lot
ido
In Defense Of
MoWill
now those of us who still subscribe to the soul-sucking capitalism regime would like to know where to get those pumpkin-themed groceries
reslife always on it with those free pumpkins tho we ain't complainin... technically we are but
trick or treat? more like obsolete

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GSSC Delivers Laundry List Of Updates Regarding Food Insecurity Partnership, Rooftop Party

Joe Milholland 0

can we date them?
class ball
Elizabeth Heyman
food drive with barnard
food insecurity partnership
fund allocation
G-chat
gssc
GSSC moves to the modern era
how old are GS students
rooftop party
Roone auditorium
tbt when Roone hosted Genderf!ck
turn up in Roone
ugly sweaters
Updates Galore

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Bwoglines: Money Edition

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almost titled this "naked edition"
bwoglines
dining halls closed this weekend
neurosurgeon for president
parent$ weekend got me thinking about ca$h
realized it had no relevance to the other stories
thanks Walmart
Walmart saves the day
what elementary school has a resident chef?
what even is a "naked" palette
when you're privileged af
when your town doesn't have a supermarket
who's worse Carson or Trump
why is it called "naked"
wish columbia had a resident chef
wonders of modern technology

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Dark Night Of The (Midterm) Soul

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crying in an abandoned butler hallway while listening to "hello": a memoir about fall 2015 midterms
cut my life into pieces
dark night
dark night of the soul
fall break where u at
i know when that find my iphone bling
just wanna forget all of our worries and celebrate halloween
midterms
we've been listening to sufjan stevens for the past 36 hours
who studies at STARBUCKS

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Is CCSC Okay?

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"go dodgers!
"i told him to stop" non-consensual candidacy?? someone alert BLUE
2benandvivin1day
bottom links: "bylaws" "something else silly"
ccsc
glad ccsc is in capable hands
lorem ipsum is cool though
sameer
sheep
test testing
the app for swipes may have "happened" but it sure as hell ain't helping much

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She Just Wanted A Hamburger, You Just Wanted To Go To Bed (A Ghost Story)

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

2spoopy2eat2creepy2sleep
are you sure you took drugs a WEEK ago?
ghosts need junk food too
halloween
jjs come on barnard kids are people 2
scary peep into our future :/
scary stories

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SGA: Sisters Who Snack

Caroline Montgomery 0

artsy fartsy
can I hear ya say DIANA
Can you stand the seven sisters? YA DUH
females snacking on Magnolia
I'll take kale after dark next time
meal plans ya know
sister sister never knew how much I missed ya
Social media millennial
sorry took down the fish on my door RA....
student art in mah dorm makin it look swag
the points are the shit
Women's college unite!

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Night In The Life: Ben & Viv

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2spoopy2live2creppy2die
ben and viv
ccsc
deantini
night in the life
we only get emails from 3 people: our mom ben and viv :/
younger gen of bwog explaining memes to older bwoggers is a joy

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