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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Introducing The V122 Creative Team

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announcement
creative team
highlighting our inadequacies since day 1
it's starting already
so much responsibility on such narrow shoulders
v122
varsity show
will they be okay

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The First-Year Meal Plan Struggle (Is Real)

Betsy Ladyzhets 3

awkward first-year things
dcc should really take swipes for everything life would be so much easier
diana center cafe pizzas should not cost $7 though it is a travesty
drama in diana
hobbies include: begging for points
life would also be so much easier if points were unlimited... sga get on that asap pls and thx
travesty? tragedy? we definitely know the difference and do not need it explained
we loooooove the cashiers are diana don't get us wrong
we maybe wish they gave us lil first-years more sympathy

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Bucket List: Stumbling Blindly Into The Future

Finn Klauber 0

bucketlist
Colombia classics best department
Islam is half the schedule liteally
let's go to rio guys
mexican mondays what
rio jjust no
we have a stomach for the world

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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(not) sorry about it
bwog meeting tonight
come snack with us!
meeting announcement
still love jesse
study break
the last few meeting announcements have all been tributes to some celeb or another
we don't want another pretty face
we want you and your beautiful soul
you thought we'd stop by now but we're not done

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Midterm Munchies: A Guide

Emma Seely-Katz 1

...again
bwog does food
like we're still gonna buy them and we're still gonna rec them but ohhhhh mg mowill get it together
midterm munchies
midterm prep
srsly tho why is a bag of grapes like $9 at mowill
the best part is that the only other existing "we all aspire to be" tag was about ron burgundy... who is basically the same as mother teresa
we all aspire to be mother teresa
who actually knows the 4th amendment off the top of their head tho forreal

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Bwoglines: Not So Subtle Edition

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*googles 'how to call someone a racist without actually having to call them a racist' and hopes for the best*
bwoglines
o'reilly
questions to ask if you ever come face to face with the trumpster
trump
tyga
we here at bwog love subtlety... these peeps apparently do not
what does 'super low on energy' even mean
why is sweating a deal breaker for presidents

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When Parents Invade Campus

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bathtubs and lack thereof
dream play was weird as fuck
fuck the dining halls
harlem
hewitt
male privilege
screaming via text
spring awakening
the metro
when the oldies invade campus
when will i see them again?

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Deantini’s Mysterious Office(s)

Maddie Stearn 0

"hell feels very institutional" omfg yes
0 to 100 real quick
Bwog does Deantini creepypasta
Dean James Valentini
deantini
havemeyer isn't just for filming movies and holding USenate hearings
let's get Ben and Viv on this
our secret chem obsession

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