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The End of Days

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 0 Comments

The four horses of the SSOL apocalypse are on their way! Hurry up and register for that class that you thought you didn’t want to take but turned out to be full of unknown knowledge (or just full of easy homework assignments), as it’s the last day to add courses. Also, if you just don’t get MusicHum, drop […]

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Snag Some Free Seating!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 4 Comments

A tipster has just sent in this picture of a group of chairs outside Artopolis (114th and Amsterdam for you non-crêpe lovers) which, according to a sign taped up behind them, are free for the taking! Sure, it’s no IKEA, but at least they won’t scare the crap out of you like the half-reclining chairs […]

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Bwoglines: Imperialism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 27, 2012 3 Comments

In case you want to keep track of all the crazy-entrepreneurial things Columbians are doing, The Next Web reports that Neu Venture Capital has rolled out a new Visualizer which shows the connections between Columbia’s affiliated start up companies. (The Next Web) As many major countries prepare to return to the polls this year, Russian […]

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Drinking with Bwog: The Red Devil

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 7 Comments

Every week the Columbia Bartending Agency does their best to get you crunk. This week, Lauren Alpert does her best to get you to try something new – but don’t blame her if you end up dancing with the devil on a table at Havana’s. Daunted by the endless opportunities presented by a fully-stocked bar, many people […]

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More Safe Storefronts in Morningside

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 5 Comments

Public Safety has informed us that several new stores in the Morningside Heights area have been added as Safe Havens. As you may know, Safe Havens are essentially places to run when you feel like you are in trouble—this means the business owners have agreed to provide shelter and safety to students in danger while […]

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Lightness of Loads: Columbia University

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 18 Comments

Our faithful friends at Red Bull have created a “Strength of Schedule” contest to find the Columbia student with the busiest schedule. But since we at Bwog know that all Columbians are truly just slackers at heart, we invite you to participate in our version: the Lightness of Load competition. Do YOU think you have […]

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Sign Of The Times

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 2 Comments

We have to admit, we thought the following sign was a lark—until we located its very real course listing: To its credit, said course listing (“IGNORANCE: What we don’t know. Seniors only; must have completed CORE science requirements.”) does pose a bevy of uncertainties. For one, shouldn’t this information be part of the midterm?

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Googlying: The New Coning?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 11 Comments

After yesterday’s discovery of Brogan’s new security system, a tipster revealed that this is a spreading epidemic, as evidenced here on College Walk. Be on the lookout for more appearances as Bwog will continue to investigate this symbol of the American Dream. Beware: the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg are ever watchful, especially while you’re […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/26

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 0 Comments

Make a feast for the Chinese New Year, Superbowl, and Valentine’s Day (sorry to bring it up…) at the Greenmarket, set up every Thursday and Sunday from 114th-116-th on Broadway. Look out for these highlights. Xin Nián Kuài Lè! Check out the info table from 12-1 for an interactive and delivious Chinese hot pot cooking demo […]

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Bwoglines: Hitting the Fan Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 8 Comments

The Columbia Republicans are considering bringing Minuteman founder Jim Gilchrist back to campus to promote free speech. We can’t help but wonder if they learned nothing from last time he was here. Well, it has been a while since we had a nationally-covered protest in this city… (Spec) Oh wait except for that whole Occupy Wall […]

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JJ’s Smoothies Are A Mouthful

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 6 Comments

Thinking of hitting JJ’s tonight? Bwog’s Head Beverage Inspector Bijan Samareh warns you of the social dangers of late-night smoothie-savoring. JJ’s Place has its merits. First and foremost, it’s the only campus dining location where you can witness the Dionysian abandon of that vegan on your floor who only eats hummus and celery and air drunkenly […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 1 Comments

Classes just started, assignments can wait, and midterms merely hover in the distance like a deathly faraway land. Helping you eschew menial amounts of reading that you weren’t going to do anyway is 2012’s first installment of Where Art Thou, a collection of fantastic arts events both on and off campus. If you would like to see […]

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Data From Quality Of Live Survey Presented At USenate

Joe Milholland 1

"just above neutral" is..... tragically funny
"just above neutral" oh my god
bwog tries to understand statistics even after literally failing the class
this is crazy town
who's gonna tell the new class of 2020 that they're coming to a school where they can be sort of nearly happy

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Bippity Boppity Ballet: CUBE’s Cinderella

Mia Lindheimer 2

ballet
dance
if bwog were a ballerina we would just twirl everywhere to show off our skills
running around nyc? TWIRL
swiping into JJ's? TWIRL
walking to class? TWIRL
we now understand why we sucked at all our dance classes

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Bwoglines: Netflix And Chill Edition

Bwog Staff 1

bwog is the name throwin shade on EC is the game
bwoglines
did somebody say FEMALE MARVEL VILLAIN
michael buble is a literal angel put on this earth to protect us and make us happy
poll: does michael buble take buble baths or bubble baths
we get nerdy very often

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Scenes Of Death And Money: Bwog Reviews Bingo

Bwog Staff 0

(mostly bwog loves shakespeare's dick jokes tbh)
bwog loves shakespeare though so that's okay
theaterhop
there's been a lot of shakespeare this semester

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Sororities Fall Apart

Bwog Staff 38

breaking
gamma phi beta
shit gets serious
sororities

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Class Of 2020 Receives Early Admissions Decisions Today

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rushbwog2016
the admissions people love puns and we at bwog can appreciate that
the class of 2020
the real question is: how many of these new freshmen will join bwog
we don't know you yet class of 2020 but you seem hella rad
will the class of 2020 frequent 1020 more than previous classes?
will there ever be another graduation year as cool as 2020

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The Big Green Meme Overseen

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barnard is in meme hell
bwog would like to take this opportunity to declare war on memes and meme culture (except for that one video with the trombone and the oven door. that can stay.)
finals season is only starting and the dark night of the soul is already in full swing (or should we say full meme?)
judgement day is upon us
not just any overseen but a big green meme overseen
overseen
pepe the frog

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#TBT To When An (Almost) Obama Attended Barnard

Betsy Ladyzhets 1

#tbt
can you believe that malia obama is only a year younger than current cu first-years?! she's done so much
come to barnard malia! lehman library won't exist and the tunnels won't be functional but it'll still be so great!
malia obama
powerful women
thank god we no longer have serious baggy sweater affinity
the barnard women won't turn malia obama into a lesbian - they'll reveal that she was a lesbian all along (or so the dream goes)

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