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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in […]

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Bluenote: 1020 Vision

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 16 Comments

Be on the lookout for the November and December issues of The Blue & White, on campus this week everywhere you look in Butler. As we always have done, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Below, Tom Humphreys asks a very important question: who […]

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Oh, The Irony

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out […]

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Staying Put?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 6 Comments

Even if your plan to stay on campus over break was to live the life of a Real New Yorker (suggestions: every morning walk an imaginary dog with the Times under your arm, reenact the top ten Seinfeld moments of all time, playing all parts), you might want to know about a few events coordinated by […]

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Bwog in Bed: One Last Push

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 4 Comments

The end is almost in sight. As our neighbors take off for home left and right, we bid you good luck heading into those last couple finals. It’s only a few more hours of misery and procrastination until freedom, but that doesn’t mean it was easy for Bwog to get out of bed this morning. […]

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Is Anyone Else Wondering…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 17 Comments

On this eerily warm, moist afternoon, if South Field has ever gone the entire first semester without being covered by ghastly (ghostly?) white tarps? Bwog has actually reached out to Facilities to ask this question, and will update with the answer. The weather this semester has been awfully strange. Today’s tropical jungle climate certainly doesn’t […]

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Bucket List: Conflicts Of The Modern World

Finn Klauber 0

a band-aid on the broken earth like damn that's depressing
bucket list
can we take this opportunity to discuss our problematic fave: "flesh-toned" band-aids
flesh-toned our asses
gotta love when the tags have zero relevance
happy thanksgiving toooooo
hpy thxgiving
not v encouraging
our ass? does bwog possess a singular collective ass?
our asses?
well this took a turn... happy sunday everyone

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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bwog meeting announcement
happy needless turkey murder day!!
literally just stuff a turkey in your mouth and all your problems will be solved
meeting tonight
or just stuff a turkey in your relative's mouth. that'll shut them right up
shout out to all the tofurky fans out there... god bless
thanksgiving
we love turkey and hate interrogations
why must adults insist on discussing school when we're out of school for four days
you can count on your bwog support system

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The Argentinian Princess Diana: CMTS Presents “Evita”

Bwog Staff 1

cmts
evita
except diana is still so pure in our universal mindset right? like she's so fresh and so clean clean
jk we love you eva
the argentinian princess diana... a solid parallel
we miss you eva
we'll never forget you eva
whereas eva's like... why you always lyin (/money laundering/social climbing)

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Bwoglines: Decisions, Decisions Edition

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bad news: people are still doing really shitty terrible things to each other
bwoglines
good news and bad news this week
good news: an 18yo and a 26yo are no longer dating
good news: decisions are being made
good news: we're trying to make plans to stop those shitty things

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Spec, We Made You A Snapchat Geofilter

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"Near the Heights"
Bwog and Spec are actually friends irl
Bwog hearts Spec
How much of Pinkberry's business is just Spec staff?
Real Question: why is there so much rust on that sign?
Who are we to judge? We don't even have an office.

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Divestment Proposal Rejected, CDCJ Responds

Bwog Staff 3

ACSRI
cdcj
divestment
fossil fuels
here we go again
the world will end soon
we're all gonna die
where is the hope?
where is the love

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How To Do Friendsgiving At CU

Phoebe Newton 0

bad puns
butter
Craisins are bae
culinarians
dining hall desserts
dorm kitchens though
food and friends
food puns
Friendsgiving vs Thanksgiving
mashed potatoes
microwaves
milk
sugar and spice and everything nice
tupperware forever
you just got culinary school-ed

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Race, Title IX, And Academic Freedom Discussed At USenate Plenary

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academic freedom
affirmative action
Brown v. Board
divestment
failure to divest
fossil fuels
Not Looking at Course Evaluations
prezbo
profs involved in student life
provost
racism
segregation and racism
so sad
Speeches by PrezBo
Title IX
usenate
why can't we divest

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