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Modernist Installation in Ferris; Speculation Abounds

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 19 Comments

Bwog has yet to obtain a definitive interpretation of the regularly occurring exhibit above the Ferris trash compartments. Observers cite an almost daily recurrence of the piece, with gradual increase throughout the day, reaching a peak around lunchtime. Many see it as a representation of freshman struggles: the never-ending mountain of stress and woe that […]

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SGA: Meets, Greets and Eats

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog’s correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on the first SGA meeting of the semester. The Rep Council reunited last night at 8:10 to discover that a significant proportion of the group had either grown or cut their bangs. Then, the group got down to business. Turns out that SGA is redecorating—and I’m not talking about the bangs. […]

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Bwoglines: Don’t Lose Your Head Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 4 Comments

Remember when puppies came to Columbia? So does Bwog. Some of Columbia’s more unorthodox study break tactics—including the biannual Primal Scream and therapy dogs bringing furry comfort—were chronicled in a spot on various schools’ stress relief methods. (NYT) In more somber news, be careful with the late-night antics when there’s a 13-minute wait at the […]

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What IS Wrong, Columbia?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 63 Comments

As we mentioned before, last night was CCSC’s kick-off 2012 event, “What’s Wrong, Columbia?” This morning, Kem Walker gave a more lyrical take of it. Now, Sarah Ngu and Maren Killackey bring some hard numbers to the table (which is good, because scientific truth is the only truth with any value). Sunday night’s townhall was the […]

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 0 Comments

Dear friends, The semester’s just begun, and if any of you are like us, you’re looking for a venue to make absurd jokes, delve into discourse on funny and interesting campus details, or just eat all of our food and make fun of our silly pants (see photo). If that sounds appealing, come join The Blue […]

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Lost: Tacky Umbrella

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 1 Comments

I lost my umbrella today in Schermerhorn 612. I had class until 12:15, went back tonight around 6 pm, and it was gone. It is Paris themed, so it has the eiffel tower, arc du trimpuh etc. Email lgg2110@barnard.edu.Thanks!

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Found: Black T-Mobile Phone

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 0 Comments

Black T-Mobile phone found on 113th and Broadway (sidewalk by Chase). Contact asvokos@gmail.com for retrieval.

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While Bwog Was on Its Phones in Class

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 7 Comments

Researching the specifics of an upcoming midterm, of course, we happened upon this description of Spectrum.

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John Jay Food: Not That Good

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 16 Comments

Freshwoman food expert Alison Herman attended John Jay’s Chinese New Year Brunch with unspoiled hope for a fine dining experience. Follow along as she goes through an essential Columbia experience: John Jay ethnic dining. In addition to the hordes of first-years freshly mesmerized by their very first Frontiers lecture of the semester, hundreds of Columbians […]

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Overseen: One Who Shops at Costco

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 5 Comments

As if the used Cheetos bags for door name tags weren’t enough of a hint, it’s clear that this Broadway 6 tipster has Ron Swanson for her RA.

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CCSC Asks What’s Wrong; Students Reply, “Lots”

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 15 Comments

Last night, CCSC hosted a town hall/bitchfest called “What’s Wrong, Columbia?” Our very own Crackerjack Complainer Kem Walker went for the show, and came back with the following notes. Update, 8 pm: Topics at the meeting are provided after the jump, courtesy of Sarah Ngu. For an hour and a half this evening, Student Body President […]

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Bag Snatch on Barnard Campus

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2012 14 Comments

At 10:40 am, Antonio Gonzalez, Associate Director of Barnard College Public Safety, sent out this security alert regarding Saturday’s Grand Larceny committed against a Barnard student: On Saturday, January 21, 2012 at approximately 12:45pm a Barnard College student was the victim of a Grand Larceny: Bag Snatch on Broadway and West 111 Street. The student […]

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Dark Night Of The Soul

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also u could take that toilet paper home to your suite
alternative carman bed use: pong table
butt cracks
dark night
dark night vs. dark knight
it could be so much darker if it were mf COLD
sleeping in carman hallway doesn't sound that bad tbh
the poor maintenence people honestly who dumps toilet paper in the toilet
we want to find a free shot glass
why is fungus growing on the wall

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Saturday Playlist: Christmas Pregame

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bwog thot squad
carly rae jepsen
jingle bells was written in our hometown
literally carly rae's album was so good.....
NO BUBLE
thot xmas
Wait literally how did Bieber get Busta Rhymes on a Christmas track...
we only go to mel's when we're especially wasted
we threw a christmas party called "NOT AN UGLY SWEATER PARTY"

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Intermediately Eating, Praying, And Loving

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don't forget wien schapiro and harmony!
eat pray love
editor-and-chief
fuck the freshman fifteen
lol at Netflix and Spliff
nussbaum broadway mcbain oh my!
sophomore slump
the sophomore slump is real
what the fuck is Bumble anyway
when you sleep with a professor though
You're Grown Now

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Arts Bucket List: Your Newest Distraction

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art at an ivy
ArtsBucket
books
butler gets artsy
is this real?
read our XMAS! review on Monday
rembrandt
studying is important but so is loving yourself
wait we have rembrandt paintings on campus?
weekend culture
what better way to love yourself than through art
what is XMAS!

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Bwoglines: High Stakes Edition

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capitalism literally rules the world
from whence doest this idiom come
fuck Donald Trump
fun figures of speech
high stakes
hope for high-heel lovers
raising prices of drugs is messed up
Shakespeare or nah
stakes are high
this guy went to baruch college
we should also welcome refugees into our country
where does this idiom come from
worrying about the future

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Draw A Circle, That’s Your Story: Mat Johnson Talks Structure

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lecturehop
mr asshole critic at the times sounds like somebody we want to fight
sadly bwog did not get a photo of the sad beanie man (he was erased too quickly) but he lives on in our hearts
that astronaut image is weirdly reminiscent of series 6 doctor who are we right @ nerds readin this
we can honestly just made anything nerdy

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Data From Quality Of Live Survey Presented At USenate

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"just above neutral" is..... tragically funny
"just above neutral" oh my god
bwog tries to understand statistics even after literally failing the class
this is crazy town
who's gonna tell the new class of 2020 that they're coming to a school where they can be sort of nearly happy

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Bippity Boppity Ballet: CUBE’s Cinderella

Mia Lindheimer 2

ballet
dance
if bwog were a ballerina we would just twirl everywhere to show off our skills
running around nyc? TWIRL
swiping into JJ's? TWIRL
walking to class? TWIRL
we now understand why we sucked at all our dance classes

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