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Bwog In Bed: Lucidity Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 3 Comments

You’re cordially invited to hop into bed with Bwog for a few minutes, ignore our morning breath, and for the love of God, compliment our PJs already. Should you accept our invitation, read on. Should you reject it, please know that we’re very persistent and then re-evaluate your choice accordingly. Oh, and also, remember to keep us […]

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Peyton Bell on the Way to Recovery

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog is glad to report the following statement is just in from Scott Bell, Peyton’s father: Peyton was discharged from the hospital this evening, and will be heading home to Seattle in a few days. He will be back at Columbia for the spring semester. We are extremely grateful for the outpouring of support from […]

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HARDCORE: PART III

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 42 Comments

The epic tale continues! If you need a refresher on the action so far, you can catch up here. Special thanks go to Michele Bachmann, Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, Harvey and Bobbi Chertok, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Michael Chertok, Nettra Pan, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, […]

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Actual Wisdom: John McWhorter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 24 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog blatantly rips off (and simultaneously promotes) another of our features, Senior Wisdom, to bring to you some seasonal advice from seasoned men and women of our academy. So, just in time for finals, enjoy the knowledge, memories, and cheese preferences of our faculty. First at bat is John McWhorter, who has graced Columbia […]

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CCSC: Reflections on the Semester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 13 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Senior CCSC Correspondent Sarah Ngu explained a big shake-up in the council meetings. Today, she analyzes what this year’s Council has accomplished so far, and what’s left to be done. Here’s the list of initiatives that have been pursued this year (along with relevant Bwog coverage), and the council member responsible. Bolded indicates […]

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Breaking: P&W Sandwich Shop to Close in a Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 44 Comments

The rumors are true: P&W Sandwich Shop, Bwog’s favorite lunchtime haunt, is closing. Shocked and appalled by what we hoped was a cruel finals prank (remember Hawkma?), Bwog called over only to receive confirmation of the tragic tip. P&W is owned by the same family who operates Hungarian, next door. Due to “lease termination,” P&W’s last day will be […]

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XMAS!6 Delights and Disappoints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 59 Comments

XMAS!6, A Mall-y Jolly, XMAS!, was performed twice yesterday in Roone, and was the sixth such annual holiday extravaganza. Senior Arts and Religion critic, Alex Jones, reviews this year’s pre-finals musical relief. XMAS! aims to be a last little bit of bright, holiday musical cheer before a week of finals-induced misery, XMAS!5 producer Steele Sternberg, CC’13, […]

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Closing Remarks: Poison, People, and Plato

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 8 Comments

Happy mid-December! Celebrate the end of classes with some pithy phrases your professors say that we call Closing Remarks. Bruce Robbins, Modern Comparative Fiction: “You don’t have to express yourself. People don’t give a shit, they never have.” Randall Balmer, Evangelicalism: “Thank you so much for being interested and coming to this class. If you […]

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Back to Prehistory: Before There Were Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 2 Comments

It’s finals! You’re hungry. Like, prehistoric hungry. Not sure what that means? Find out at the last Live at Lerner of the semester from 12 to 2 pm in Lerner Piano Lounge. They’ve tricked the place out with—we kid you not—a mashed potato bar. You’ll be able to caveman carbo-load to your heart’s content, without facing […]

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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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Guess Who’s Coming To Brunch

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basketball
brunch
bwog tries to understand sports
come thru with lions support
kids your parents were lying to you all this time breakfast is not the most important meal of the day
we just want to make everything about food
why throw around balls and show off your masculinity when you can just share waffles instead!

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Friendship Is Magic: The First-Year Slump

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click that link and play that game we swear it's worth it
columbia is totally a blob
fun narratives
is this how the people who eat alone with netflix at hewitt feel
nsop
our hobby is getting our hair stroked by alma
putting effort into things is very difficult at this point of the year
the poor first years have so much on their plate

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Bwoglines: Transportation Edition

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bwog should get its own official bike
bwoglines
does anyone on campus bike? do bikes even exist on campus?
good luck to that one kid out there who's gonna have to sit a midterm on friday the 13th
how are we supposed to get to places if everything keeps bursting into flames
we promise we're not trying to make you nervous about flying back home this thanksgiving

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#STUDENTBLACKOUT Participants Protest At The Sundial Over Racial Inequality

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#blacklivesmatter
breaking
mizzou
student protest

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From Musings To Musical: An Interview With Christine Rosenblatt

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'i would not have been able to complete this project without google drive' yeah bwog wouldn't function without google drive either
be aware that if you go to see this show there will also be opera
but that the musical itself is not an opera
it's an emotional musical but there are also songs about fishing
new opera workshop
see an original musical! support bc and cc students!
what is lin-manuel miranda's favorite song from the hamilton musical? this is suddenly a very pressing question after reading this interview

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Carman Residents Reprimanded For Vandalism

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is carman a safe and supportive living environment?
we would not want to be carman ras right now
when we lived in carman last year someone ripped literally the entire board down ... not just the paper but the whole board
yes you might think the bulletin boards in your dorm are a bit tacky but vandalism is really too harsh

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A School By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet

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announcement
columbia grad schools
columbia grad students
maybe 'continuing education' sounded too lower-class for the columbia administration
of course joke's on them because 'ps' can also stand for 'proletariat studies'
prezbo drops a bomb
sce sps cps spc esp it's all just random configurations of letters
school of continuing education
what's in a name?

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Update On 2015 COÖP Crisis

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breaking
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