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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Bwoglines: RIP Edition

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all bwog wants to do today is sleep and eat cookies
as you can see from bwog's archives we love us some cheesecake
baby don't leave me
bwog is about that samoa life
bwoglines
fucking homophobia
how is it already sunday again?
the real question: will westside still carry juniors?

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Adjuncts Have Lives Too

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adjunct professors
adjuncts always get to travel to cool places
bwog loves our adjuncts
columbia likes to hire adjuncts so they don't have to pay for benefits
so much research
the less mainstream way to be an academic

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Columbia Professor Rashid Khalidi Prohibited from Speaking at Ramaz School

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bwog supports open-minded dialogue
controversial professors at it again
freedom of speech
ramaz school
rashid khalidi
those eyes

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Overseen: Peculiar Food Presentation

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bwog loves cake
expiration dates don't exist at ferris
fresh at ferris
fruit and cake
john kerry loves his sticky rice cakes
john kerry: the new spokesmodel of uni
overseen
strange cake decorating
the secretary of state eats diverse foods
those sticky rice cakes look much more appetizing now

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Bwog Video Presents: Escape from Teacher’s College

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bwog video
coming soon to a theater near you
escape from teacher's college
horror
paranormal activity
teacher's college is a portal to your other favorite place
when your life is in peril the best thing to do is order pad thai

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Jazz House Gets the SIC in River

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all the excitement is making me dizzy gillespie
and all that jazz
jazz house
jazz not vajazzling
maybe i should spend my billie holiday there
SIC
special interest communities
visiting this house is worth walking for miles davis

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Bwoglines: Dystopia Edition

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#mayorprobs
answering a wrist phone sounds like an awkward and dangerous endeavor
blame it on the chauffeur
bwog is not ready to wear our phone yet
george orwell couldn't even imagine what was coming
get your shit together arizona
rip trees
the forest lived a good long life

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A Night in the Life: Out of the Bubble Edition

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but seriously where did Ke$ha go
buy me drinks in a not creepy way
hot body what a commodity
ke$ha 4 lyfe
lithum is for tryhards
NYU gay scene = guys sitting on their phones
Whine up whine up ohhya
YOLO = and excusable fuckup

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