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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space.

Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used to judge your friends will help you ace your finals. Well, kinda. Click the flyer below for instructions on how to make your very own Bwog Fortune Teller or click the fortune teller to see a larger version!

Instructions and cutout (PDF)

Big version (PDF)

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14 Comments

  • I dont know says:

    @I dont know how to fold this thing. need better instructions.

    1. Jesus Christ monkey balls says:

      @Jesus Christ monkey balls That’s what it’s called!! A cootie-catcher!

  • After all these years says:

    @After all these years Bwog finally gives me something totaly awesome

  • Hooah says:

    @Hooah Bwog, you just keep getting better and better. Thanks for being so great these past few weeks.

  • what says:

    @what about econ and investmentb anking? fucking haters. go work for nyt eliza

  • oh noes says:

    @oh noes seg fault!!

  • love says:

    @love you, bwog

  • call me an idiot but says:

    @call me an idiot but what is this fortune teller supposed to tell us?

    1. easy says:

      @easy how to ace your finals

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This is pretty cool. Hey when’s orgo night?

  • yay bwog! says:

    @yay bwog! Bwog, I really am in love with you.

  • Yo this is some says:

    @Yo this is some good shit

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