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Touch Yourself in Dodge

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 8 Comments

Bwog is pleased to bring the second edition of our relaxation series. This time, our Scandinavian-in-Residence Ricky Raudales tells you how and why to take advantage of the sauna. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long weekend of studying. Bwoggers, circa 1993 With the dog days of summer mere weeks away, the sauna may not seem […]

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Overseen: A Day Like This Deserves Ice Cream

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 10 Comments

One unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all. Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…

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Senior Wisdom: Justin Chow

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 44 Comments

Next, we hear from a “SEASoned character.” Name, school: Justin Chow, SEAS Claim to fame: 8 time Orgo-nighter, 4 years in a row Homecoming baby blue pigmented crowd pleaser (shout out to my stalwart crew the Columbs!), Kung Fu Fighter/stunter, that guy who periodically looks like he’s dressed up for war. Where are you going? […]

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Bwoglines: Giving Back Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 2 Comments

Give back all the city’s missing trees! (Gothamist) Give back to your mother for her gift of life by buying her the gift of brunch! (GrubStreet) Give back the $300K you made from selling dead Osama t-shirts! (Village Voice) Give Slovakia back its national online media! (BBC) Give back magazine publishing its profitability! (WSJ) /p>

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A Tail of Two Mascots: or, Roareeo and Milliet

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

While the lucky among us are having either stressful finals sex, or fuck-it-I’m-graduating-and-I-ain’t-doing-it-a-virgin sex, our noble collegiate mascots have their own erotic story of deprivation and degradation to tell. An anonymous author shares the first part of this Bwog-exclusive series. There will be flirting, foreplay, sex, and hopefully playful “experimentation” between roommates. But before you send this […]

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Senior Wisdom: Brenden Cline

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

Another senior bestows his wisdom upon us heathens. Name, school: Brenden Cline, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’m the guy to blame for the ranked choice voting system that let CU Charge win the last CCSC election (jk Aki!). I once flustered Ann Coulter. I also started the GreenBorough Special Interest Community on 114th. Full resume available […]

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Dead White Guys: Butler Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident Portraiture Enthusiast Mahima Chablani returns with a second edition of Dead White Guys. This time, she’s here to provide the captions for the paintings surrounding the main stairs in Butler—no one is physically tall enough to come close to reading them. Next time you walk in, stop moaning about bed bugs and Redbull […]

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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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Let’s Go Europe

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 16 Comments

Europe is scary! For those of you considering a summer romp through the continental continent, Caitlyn Levin, an Actual European, details her journey through Europe and describes the workings of the mysterious Eurail system. The cultured man’s choo-choo train. If you’re thinking about traveling around Europe this summer, you’ve probably already heard the term “Eurail” […]

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Senior Wisdom: Benjamin Weiner

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 37 Comments

Rise and shine with a warm cup o’ wisdom Name, school: Benjamin Weiner, Columbia College Claim to fame: I wish it were getting my songs stuck in people’s heads. It’s probably having embarrassingly luscious locks for sophomore and junior year. Where are you going? Bonnaroo. Then a long nap. Then working on Pants the Musical with Katie […]

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Ain’t No Party Like a 209 Party

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Cause a 209 party is—educational. And from the looks of that label, it looks like this guy was nursin’ it for some time. Cheers, buddy. Note the dual coping mechanisms: behind the beer hangs a Nightline flyer that reads, “I’ve got 99 problems and then some.”

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Winter Storm Juno Survival Guide

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closings
columbia going up on a tuesday
juneau
juno like the capital of alaska?
momma bwog wants you to stay warm but also avoid all responsibility
our prayers have been answered
should you be studying or should you be drinking?
we will survive
winter storm juno survival guide

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Field Notes: Back Out Our Coma

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bitch i'm back out my coma
field notes
hope you got more than one fake during your NSOP deal
interviews *sigh*
kanye aesthetic
notes from the field
still in carman help
who has ever bought champagne at mel's before
woman at amir's is maybe in GS

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Opening Remarks

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"10 reasons why you should drop this class"
@MyPoliSciProfessor
academic love is all bwog needs!!!
better turn your twitter to private now if you're aiming for a follow back
opening remarks
prezbo & the mattresses are up in mars
professor o'flaherty should invest in some cat sitting
sam smith
where is prezbo from anyway?

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Announcing New CC/SEAS Dean Of Undergraduate Student Life

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breaking
dean kromm

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Gear Up For Bacchanal Battle Of The Bands 2015

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bacchanal 2015
battle of the bands
bring jack black to bacchanal
CU/barnard has been getting mad at the man since 1968
down to darty only at bacchanal
dreams of crowdsurfing already
fountain girl 5ever
ironic integrity of your band name is also a considered qualification
we're still hoping it's tupac this year
you're tacky and i hate you

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CCSC Learns About Step Up Bystander Intervention

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Bystander Intervention
ccsc
Sexual Violence Response
Step Up

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Bwoglines: Throwdown For Your College Town Edition

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$2400 no one has
bolstering NYC spirit will it's still here
but...will the dining halls be open?
bwoglines
new NYC ballet choreographer inspiring more black swans near you
new year new nothin
people are already talking about housing tbh
reality check: it's harder to get in to the NYC ballet than it is to get in to CU (but don't tell your mom that)
stuck in butler for blizzard 2k15
throwdown for your hometown
when was the last time you refilled your metrocard?
winning the housing lottery > winning the actual lottery
WSJ & NYT featured in the same bwoglines SCANDAL

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Advice From A Crusty Alumnus

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advice
anonymous words of wisdom
crusty alum advice
senior wisdom to the extreme
the importance of getting laid and reading for fun

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