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Dear Columbia,

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 25 Comments

Hamilton is FUCKING FULL, kthxbai. (Click the pictures to enlarge) Butler is probably full too, but at least the Hamilton squatters have the decency to leave apologetic notes. Tipped by D.H.

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Senior Wisdom: Nicholas Sanz-Gould

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 29 Comments

Another senior bestows his fleshy wisdom. Name, School: Nicholas Sanz-Gould, CC Claim to fame: I’m co-president of Chowdah Sketch Comedy, sometimes I have poems published in Quarto and New Poetry, I kinda have a thing for gold shoes, and maybe you listened to my radio show with Peter Licursi. (It was called Boy Polloi.) Where are […]

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Touch Yourself in Dodge

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 8 Comments

Bwog is pleased to bring the second edition of our relaxation series. This time, our Scandinavian-in-Residence Ricky Raudales tells you how and why to take advantage of the sauna. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long weekend of studying. Bwoggers, circa 1993 With the dog days of summer mere weeks away, the sauna may not seem […]

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Overseen: A Day Like This Deserves Ice Cream

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 10 Comments

One unfortunate Wienie was devastated upon returning to the communal fridge—rather than the comforting icy delights of Ben & Jerry’s, this Wiener found nothing at all. Not sure we want to think about where that ice cream could possibly have been…

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Senior Wisdom: Justin Chow

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 44 Comments

Next, we hear from a “SEASoned character.” Name, school: Justin Chow, SEAS Claim to fame: 8 time Orgo-nighter, 4 years in a row Homecoming baby blue pigmented crowd pleaser (shout out to my stalwart crew the Columbs!), Kung Fu Fighter/stunter, that guy who periodically looks like he’s dressed up for war. Where are you going? […]

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Bwoglines: Giving Back Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2011 2 Comments

Give back all the city’s missing trees! (Gothamist) Give back to your mother for her gift of life by buying her the gift of brunch! (GrubStreet) Give back the $300K you made from selling dead Osama t-shirts! (Village Voice) Give Slovakia back its national online media! (BBC) Give back magazine publishing its profitability! (WSJ) /p>

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A Tail of Two Mascots: or, Roareeo and Milliet

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

While the lucky among us are having either stressful finals sex, or fuck-it-I’m-graduating-and-I-ain’t-doing-it-a-virgin sex, our noble collegiate mascots have their own erotic story of deprivation and degradation to tell. An anonymous author shares the first part of this Bwog-exclusive series. There will be flirting, foreplay, sex, and hopefully playful “experimentation” between roommates. But before you send this […]

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Senior Wisdom: Brenden Cline

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 42 Comments

Another senior bestows his wisdom upon us heathens. Name, school: Brenden Cline, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’m the guy to blame for the ranked choice voting system that let CU Charge win the last CCSC election (jk Aki!). I once flustered Ann Coulter. I also started the GreenBorough Special Interest Community on 114th. Full resume available […]

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Dead White Guys: Butler Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s resident Portraiture Enthusiast Mahima Chablani returns with a second edition of Dead White Guys. This time, she’s here to provide the captions for the paintings surrounding the main stairs in Butler—no one is physically tall enough to come close to reading them. Next time you walk in, stop moaning about bed bugs and Redbull […]

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Hawklines: Hawk Baby Drama!

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 12 Comments

NYU’s adopted hawk family, Violet and Bobby, have been the subject of a lot of concern recently. Bird experts, and Bwog, claimed that the pair’s eggs past due earlier this week, but to the shock and surprise of live stream viewers, one chick has since emerged! College students aren’t the only people who procrastinate in/on […]

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Boringside Heights: It’s Finals, But the World Keeps a-Changin’

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 0 Comments

The real world has no finals. (Unless you count taxes.) Here’s what’s happened around you while you were cooped up in the library:

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Let’s Go Europe

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 16 Comments

Europe is scary! For those of you considering a summer romp through the continental continent, Caitlyn Levin, an Actual European, details her journey through Europe and describes the workings of the mysterious Eurail system. The cultured man’s choo-choo train. If you’re thinking about traveling around Europe this summer, you’ve probably already heard the term “Eurail” […]

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Proximity To Celebrity (And Also A Show), Free!!!

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amour-propre is everywhere
athena film festival
athena film festival 2014
Bwog just wants to have fun
event organizers know what we want
rosie o'donnell

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Bwoglines: Unwanted Encroachment Edition

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2016: yes it starts now
bwoglines
Gentrifying: not a problem if its worse everywhere else
Only a week before Valentines too
The most intimate love being sex and none of your Symposium BS

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Book Bullshit: An Imaginary Conversation With That Guy (You Know The One)

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book bullshitting
Book Snob's initials are BS
books we've never read
don't read Infinite Jest
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
not passive aggressively directed at anyone in particular
people who don't read books
sorry not sorry
the last book bwog read was the 8th artemis fowl book and it was HELLA good
this is mean but so what

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Deadline Reminder: Living Learning Center Applications Are Due Tomorrow

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community
deadlines
heard that its good times
living and learning in your dorm
llc
turn in your app
where you gonna live
you wont regret it

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Glass House Rocks! Tonight!

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2/5/15
dis gonna be fun
find a mate to get cozy with
fun times with friends
Get your skis out
glass house rocks 2015
hocho
its cold outside but its warm in lerner
marshmallows
so much space for activities
Thursday nights
we are going

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Professor Dorian Warren Gone Rogue

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really uncool
some professors just suck
tenure privilege

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#TBT: The Varsity Show

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fight on to victory
graffiti by gangsters
knickerbocker
let women act!
men in tutus
really old
roar my lions roar
the arts support the athletics
we support that

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Bwoglines: OG Edition

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bwoglines
cash money
Cash rules everything around me
duffy
football
news
North Korea takes a stand
Snoooop
sports
US gangster

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