What is our big old university hiding?

We have all experienced the awful maze that is Lerner, and know that the only thing it’s useful for is Glass House Rocks and questionably cool architecture. Well, now it’s useful for parodies! Toni Airaksinen, BC ’18, makes a guest appearance and gets creative with a spin-off of Blondie’s “Heart of Glass.” Follow her lyrics below and […]

You’ll have to wait till January 13th to find out why anyone would choose Lerner as a pickup point for a sketchy package, but until then you can watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt run up the ramps and be threatened by a dirty cop by College Walk. The trailer for Premium Rush is out!

Sugar-loaded festivities sponsored by your student affairs office on the Lerner ramps are drawing to a close — all that remain of the cupcakes are some round, oily stains in cardboard boxes. But there’s still some hot cocoa, a few crummy-looking but deliciously-buttery heart cookies, and some chocolates. Scavenge away!