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BREAKING: Professor James Valentini is the New Interim Dean of CC

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 33 Comments

Update, 8:15: Dean James Valentini’s wife is Teodolinda Barolini, chair of the Planning and Policy Committee, the new arm of Arts and Sciences created to help navigate “budgetary challenges.” Remember in Dirks’ December 2010 letter introducing PPC, he blamed burdensome financial aid costs incurred by the College. We supposed that this could be related to […]

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Classes to Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: The List

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 22 Comments

We asked and you answered. Below, read the list, compiled from all of your comments, of classes to take before you graduate. The classes are separated by department, then professor, with a separate section for Global Core. Bolded classes are being offered this semester. Today was the first day of registration for freshmen, but registration […]

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Don’t Lose Your Cool

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 13 Comments

Our Ultimatums correspondent Dylan Lonergan spotted this gem on Hogan Broadway 11. Bwog condemns the thief. Fridge-stealing is really below the belt.

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Let’s Talk About Consensual Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 6 Comments

Consent is still sexy at the NSOP HQ. We’ve heard from freshpersons about the classic Class Act and the first Lit Hum class, and now we’re getting down to the saucy stuff. Bijan Samareh, CC’15 consented to report: Attention all first years! If you missed yesterday’s Consent 101 and Branching Out With Health Services seminars, […]

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Register or Die!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 2 Comments

All of a sudden freshpeople everywhere are all in a tizzy, elbowing each other out of the way to get to public computers. It’s the first day they can register for classes. “I started checking half an hour before [my appointment time] and just kept hitting refresh,” said one ’15er. Here are some handy resources […]

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Moodygate in the NYT: Making the Headlines, Missing the Point

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

As many tipsters have pointed out, Columbia was on the front page of the New York Times site (in print on A16) this morning. The second Times article about the recent resignations of Dean Moody-Adams and Provost Steele says things you probably already know: that faculty are dissatisfied, and that it had nothing to do […]

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Go Get Green

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 3 Comments

By the sounding of the Conch, we summon you to the Green Sale in the John Jay lobby. At the annual Give and Go Green event, people donate their lightly used fridges and ethernet cords, and now you can buy them for a fraction of their Target prices. We call dibs on that blue chair. The […]

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Waking Up With Bwog #4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2011 5 Comments

Mornin’ freshpeople! We heard you were on an island last night! How the kids branched out before: NSOP renting out iconic New York places has been a tradition. Last year, 2014 was on a boat, 2013 danced in the zoo, and 2012 bonded in Victorian Gardens. But maybe dear ol’ 2011 had it best when […]

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Not As Bad As McLovin, But Still

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 10 Comments

We’ve seen you “going out” at night, freshpeople. Don’t worry, we were all awkward like you at some point: handing a bouncer some poorly-made fake and praying you remembered your zip code. The Bwog staff empathizes with you as we share some stories and nuggets of information about the one thing in your wallet you […]

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2015, Meet Your Presidents

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 12 Comments

In case you forgot already, here is what student government is supposed to do. We asked the newly-elected president of each of the three councils to introduce themselves, and list the five most important things that they actually achieved last year. You too can be Barack Obama! Greetings from Jessica Blank, President of SGA Welcome […]

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The Closest You’ll Ever Get to PrezBo, and He’ll Be Wearing Shorts

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 11 Comments

Registration is now open for the annual Fun Run/Walk, in which hundreds of ardent admirers trail PrezBo around Riverside Park at a leisurely trot. Bwog will be there, also in shorts.

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Better Living Through Gmail: 2011 Update

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2011 13 Comments

2012 Update: Columbia has finally made it easy! Just go the forwarding page and put in your gmail address. Freshpeople (and regularpeople just a little behind the times), pay attention! Being a Columbia student means dealing with email. Craploads of it. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. In […]

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Bucket List: Dance Criticism, Phlogiston and Natural Capital

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bucket list
colonialism
criticizing dance with the times
go support your student activists!
meet a yiddish celebrity and get free yiddish dessert
natural capital
phlogiston is a thing?
phlogiston vs. oxygen: the great chemical battle
tropical architecture
tupac amaru not tupac shakur

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Housing Reviews 2015: Furnald

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Furnald gang till we die
Furnald Hall
Hotel Furnald
housing reviews 2015
only wieners want sinks in their room
the granite countertops tho
the hardwood floors are nice too
Who DOESN'T want to live in Furnald is my question?

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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bwog meeting tonight
don't do drugs kids
gone but never forgotten
King's College in the City of New York
meeting announcement
Prime example of why you should never write a Spec op-ed
RIP campus drug dealer #483
safe sex and pay checks
So You Think You Can Deal
We hear Alexander Hamilton was the first dealer on campus

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A Call For Best Bacchanal Story

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a call for best bacchanal story
bacchanal 2015
big sean
Brenmar
lil stupid ass
oh god
Raury
seven girls got trampled in the front row oops
we might make this into a contest we haven't decided yet
where was Ariana Grande though
who knew that Raury was only 18???

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Bwoglines: Death And Loss Edition

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#sunday edition
Beyonce needs to get a room honestly
bwoglines
does true love actually exist?
doing bwoglines sober for once this is weird
Kentucky was our last remaining hope
only know of Lynyrd Skynyrd because of 'Freebird' on Guitar Hero 2
remember that time Columbia almost beat UK at basketball? because we do
severe diarrhea is too real this morning

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Bwoglines: You’re Standing In Line Edition

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are these even related to one another
bwoglines
don't forget your sunscreen
get used to it
is bwog drunk yet
seriously guys try not to ruin the day for everyone
the show must go on
vaguely interesting stories to pass the time
yes we are

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An Unpretentious Night With The Daedalus Quartet

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did i just write a positive review
did ya really need fifteen movements though
his heart grew x sizes
just get premium bro
not breve
not the first bwog article to start with a pun; not the last

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Housing Reviews 2015: Hogan

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Bwog's guide to housing
dishwashers are really just the best
hogan
housing reviews 2015
swagged out suites
Very excellent option
viable options

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