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It Happens Every Year

By Bwog Staff on May 14, 2011 4 Comments

Bwog’s Night Owl Ricky Raudales reports that many students in Broadway and Hogan have been locked out of their rooms. Yet once again, someone seems to have forgotten the difference between am and pm. Hartley Hospitality confirmed that a computer glitch affects many if not all non-seniors in dorms that will house parents during graduation […]

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Senior Wisdom: Sean Udell

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 26 Comments

Name, school: Sean Udell, Columbia College Claim to fame: I’ve had the privilege of leading the only two student groups that are allowed to store alcohol in the Lerner Party Space refrigerators. Dumping perfectly good beer and wine down the drain is just too damn sad. Where are you going? Denver, CO, where I’ll be […]

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SPANX For Reading

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 25 Comments

Our very own Barnard went viral this week when a student got particularly expressive via a laundry room note to a strong, beautiful peer who stole a pair of SPANX. For those of you who are male or have naturally flat stomachs—note to the latter: we hate you—SPANX are spandex that one may wear underneath clothing […]

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Lost: Macbook Pro and iPod Touch

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 0 Comments

Macbook Pro and iPod Touch. Stolen from EC yesterday. $500 reward, no questions asked! Please contact jrh2165@columbia.edu.

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Overheards: Wrapping Things Up

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 15 Comments

Things are starting to really wind down, and people start saying things that they would have otherwise probably kept to themselves. After responding to a fire alarm in McBain, a firefighter gets in a firetruck and announces over the loudspeaker: “It’s disgusting in there. I hope you guys aren’t going to leave that place like […]

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Senior Wisdom: Annie Tan

By Bwog Staff on May 13, 2011 22 Comments

Name, school: Annie Tan, CC’11 Claim to Fame: resident edu/policy amateur buff (& always down for a convo about public education); whistler of ‘Winter Wonderland’ and other medlies; “that (embarrassing) person” who always screams operatically/dances 2x as hardcore as everyone else in a crowd/dance/party. Been involved with the Asian American Alliance and the IRC for […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mary Martha Douglas

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 38 Comments

Name, school: Mary Martha Douglas, Columbia College Claim to fame: Freshman RA – never moved out of first-year dorms! Co-Chair of the URC – sorry if I’ve ever pissed you off by walking by with a huge tour. Senior Fund – thank you to all who donated! And the girl who somehow got into a […]

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Senior Wisdom: Rubeintz Philippe

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 31 Comments

Name, school: Rubeintz Bennett Philippe, CC Claim to fame: Co-founding a failed comic book company. Getting people Daily Show passes while interning there. Nothing else that really lends itself to acronym form. Mostly just being that black French-Canadian kid with the untraceable accent. Where are you going? Home to Montreal to finally get my driver’s license—no […]

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In the Spirit of Summer Drinks

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 7 Comments

We admit that, though still goofy, those T Magic signs has been around for a while. However, this perplexing sign outside Mel’s is brand new. Bwog can get down with Früli, but we remain unconvinced by watermelon beer. Gourmands and beer snobs of Columbia, give us your verdict!

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From the Issue: An Unloved Archive

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 1 Comments

We continue to respect our heritage/amorous affair with our mother-magazine, The Blue & White by posting each issue of the magazine online. The April issue, available this week around campus, is a cornucopia of delights: an interview with Dean Peter Awn; the quixotic quest for a Quidditch team; and a reflection on Columbia’s recent media malaise. Check out the May issue, also […]

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Grade Inflation FTW

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 17 Comments

Overseen on CourseWorks:

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Summer’s Here!

By Bwog Staff on May 12, 2011 8 Comments

Tea Magic wishes you a happy summer, no matter how dissimilar this season is with the last.

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Midnight Dog Salon

Henry Litwhiler 1

brutish art and buried dreams
bwog abuses the em-dash
here be dog puns
how does a chain maintain a B health rating?
I don't even like dogs
non-sexual applications of the word flaccid
solipsistic scum

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Where Should You Go For Spring Break?

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at least we didn't send you to our home towns
bwog is basically a magic 8 ball
bwog quizzes
honestly Bwog just really loves pop quizzes
midterm procrastination tools
procrastinate with bwog
this is just like the magic conch shell from spongebob
where should you go for spring break

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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Bwog is basically Abilify
bwog meeting tonight
can we get confirmation on those side effects?
catering courtesy of the halal cart on 115
food friends and fun as always
fuck your house of cards come to the bwog meeting instead
meeting announcement
midterms are right around the corner!

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Bucketlist: Sustainable Development, Poets, And Violentology

Max Rettig 0

book talks are fun
bucket list
in like a LION
instability in egypt
is violentology even a real word
it's a global week
PrezBo would be ecstatic
tesla but not the car
the earth is flat
very politics

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Bwoglines: The Dress Edition

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#sunday edition
Blue and Black
bwoglines
Dressgate 2015
Faustus references look at how learned we are
honestly the dress is just ugly and ugly
Momma Bwog sees white and gold tbh
The Dress
White and Gold

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The Question Of Faculty Inclusion In The Sexual Respect Program

Eric Cohn 11

bwog offers a critique
questions for our administration
sexual assault
sexual harassment
Sexual Respect

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Here’s Your Quality Of Life Survey Drinking Game

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drinking with bwog
Hobbesian forces
printing
quality of life survey
Troubles with Columbia's wifi
You actually used the showers in McBain

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Nobody Asked Tats: DUFF Edition

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bwog's in cc rn
bwog's roommate did laundry for them once
don't pop your friends' pimples
duff is actually supposed to be a good movie we don't know what to make of this
if you have to ask it's probably you
if you want to lose all faith in humanity look up ugly fat in shutterstock
mortality its lack of morality
seriously what the fuck are health clubs
tbqh marx is the answer to misogyny we're quite confident of this
ugly slob
what's a good acne cream bwog's experiencing late-onset puberty

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