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Bacchanal Seeking Greener Pastures

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 25 Comments

Tradition interrupted! Low Steps will not bear witness to the Abacchalyse. Instead, Bachannal organizers confirmed today in an email that the concert will unconventionally be held on the West Lawn in front of Butler. Columbia’s event management people made a “managerial error” and overlooked a conflict with the construction of graduation bleachers. So unless you’re […]

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Campus Eateries Violating Things

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 9 Comments

Remember how we told you a few months ago that Morningside Heights is a den of filth? About that… it kind of still is. As much as we hate to believe that it’s true—we really, really love those corn muffins—it has come to our attention that Café 212 has a super high rating due to […]

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Columbia Goes Global: The University’s Mission

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 1 Comments

Does anyone know what the global centers do? In the larger sense, aside from hosting a program here and an event here, what is their sinister purpose? Yesterday administrators, students and scholars converged on Low Library to explain what it means in a conference entitled “Columbia Goes Global: The Next 50 Years.” Semi-pro Low Rat […]

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GS 2011, Salute Your Valedictorian, Kira Boesch

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 27 Comments

Congrats to the academic champs of GS: Valedictorian: Kira Boesch professional ballet dancer, psych honors program, psych TA, Barnard toddler center research assistant, nursery school teacher, heading to clinical psych doctorate program on fellowship Salutatorian: Elliot Shackelford maintains full-time career as a pianist (performed at the White House 19 times!), GS tour guide, GSSC VP […]

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Columbia Goes Global: Studying Abroad

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 4 Comments

On April 20, Columbia hosted a conference called “Columbia Goes Global: The Next 50 Years,” featuring speakers like PrezBo and Kenneth Prewitt. Several Bwoggers headed over to cover parts of the event. The first installment comes from studying-anywhere-but-Butler enthusiast Victoria Wills, who reports from the “A New Way to Study Abroad” segment of the event. When […]

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Easter According to the Ding Dong Lounge

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 3 Comments

A tipster spotted the following Easter lineup at everyone’s favorite Columbus haunt, the Ding Dong Lounge. And by “everyone” we mean the six to 10 Columbia students who are willing to walk all the way down to 106th for a beer.

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 4/21

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 4 Comments

Weather.com, the sometimes scrooge of the internet, has lied to us before (read: yesterday). But since it’s only early-afternoon, we’re willing to invest some hope in its mostly sunny, high 50s prediction. In which case, you should grab your throwback Chewbacchanal sunglasses and stop by the Greenmarket, which promises a “nice full market.” The market will […]

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Your GS Class Day Speaker is Roger Leeds, GS ’66

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 8 Comments

In an email sent to graduating seniors, Dean Peter Awn just announced that the 2011 General Studies Class Day speaker will be Roger Leeds, a GS graduate (way way back when) and current professor at the School of Advanced International Studies at Johns Hopkins University. He may not have a Wikipedia page, but he does […]

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Post 4/20 College Daze

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 10 Comments

Heartbroken because of the change in date? Still hungry from yesterday? Didn’t care it was 4/20 then and wish we would stop making stupid references to it in Bwog posts, while simultaneously seeking free food and/or entertainment? If you answered yes to one or more of those questions, you’ll be happy to know that life […]

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Free Smoothies in Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 1 Comments

While originally suspicious of any e-mail tip regarding a “Three-Minute Shower Challenge” event, we were happy to read on and learn that the one taking place this afternoon will be both child-friendly and teeming with smoothies. Masturbation jokes aside, it’s Earth day tomorrow, which means that you should start celebrating today. And you can do so […]

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Bwoglines: Official Numbers and Names Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 4 Comments

Apple released its quarterly profit ($5.99 billion!), and it’s up 95 percent from their year-end quarter profit. This is partially chalked up to the sale of the iPhone 4 through Verizon, which began in February. iPads apparently did not sell as well as predicted, due to a supply constraint. (WSJ) Assemblyman Micah Kellner and State […]

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Police Activity in McBain

By Bwog Staff on Apr 21, 2011 22 Comments

Several tipsters have confirmed that two students people were arrested in McBain about 15 minutes ago. They were led out of the lobby in handcuffs and taken away in a police car. The security guard in McBain reportedly says that the two were not Columbia students and the arrest “was the result of an altercation.” […]

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Shit My Notes Say

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artwork expands the asshole
bwog knows what a nickel complex is
bwog takes notes
bwog's breasts hurt
carol is so fucking absent-minded
medieval jews had it made
seriously don't forget about the donut

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With Love, From Scrooge

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fuckin enid
hahaha what do you mean you don't love me??
holiday cards from scrooge
look a cute puppy look it's cuter than you
sexy christmas is actually a frightening thing to google try it
we are all too obsessed with ourselves

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Bwog In Bed: 202 Years Of Progress Edition

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bwog in bed
bwog walks to brooklyn
everything is better with friends
guys get it 1812 was 202 years ago...guys?
lock the doors and feed on the darkness
pretty sure Barack Obama was once a bwog daily
studysturbation
sunglasses and advil

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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

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Bwog had the best seat in the house
cumb
marching band
orgo night winter 2014
orgy night in the but
public safety overcompensating yet again
sexual assault
those spec op-eds though...
where were the protestors?

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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

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bacchanal
bacchanal 2015
guess who's back back again guess who's back tell a friend
we love a good hashtag trend

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Calling Cops On Protesters, Divestment, And CourseWorks2 Discussed At USenate

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Calling Cops on Protesters
Christopher Riano
CourseWorks2
divestment
Jillian Ross
MOOCs
prezbo

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Food From The Field

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a food diary???
always thinking of the next meal how do people actually forget to eat :(
ferris is inevitable yet inevitably bad
mmmm mango guava
mowil forever the study break destination
need more fiber
yummy and economical

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Bwog In Bed: Positively Buttery Edition

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acupuncture as a need
bwog in bed
bwog's in bed with coffee and drake
can anyone even fathom the immensity that is one TRILLION dollars like no
ina garten would be so proud of you nicki
many dark nights yet ahead
positive affirmations are getting us through this day
so...orgo was last night
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