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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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Run Without Borders

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best part of any race: the refreshments
engineers without borders
get up early so you can do work all day...or take a nap
get your butt out of bed early
help them out even if you're not an engineer
road races
running into borders
running out of borders
sporty sport
sweat out that stress
that's some catchy-ass music
this 5k is not presided over by prezbo

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Bwoglines: Beezus Edition

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beezus
bwoglines
come on us versus penn? you know what to do
proof that burt's bees is good for everything
the next rise of microsoft?
those triplets would get an interview
we would freak out about triplets on campus
yeah we know you just never want to think about don quixote again

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Senior Wisdom: Evelyn

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"I grew up in a kosher home so I'm not used to having pork in my mouth"
bwog wants those sungalsses
dancing the night away with LeBron
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
smoke weed get drunk have fun

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Follow The Drinking Gourd- To Your Final

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do you drink because you are sad?
drinking with bwog
finals games
taking sips and taking shots

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Campus Sex Club: Part Three

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bwog reads so you don't have to
campus sex club
character develoment
disillusionment
oh jeff what have you done this time
raining lions and wolves
so many descriptions of boobs my god

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Getting Deep In The Scrum With Kira Ullman

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Bwog doesn't want to get stuck in there
Columbia Women's rugby
CUWRFC
do the guys wear cups and mouth guards? They probably should
getting deep in the scrum
Kira Ullman
Rugby seems kind of scrummy I don't want to Try to play I'll just touch down here on the side
the scrum looks dangerous
where the fuck is the ball?

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Columbia Decides Not To Hire Student Affairs Dean

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new titles everywhere
press conferences
storbeck giveth and storbeck taketh
storbeck taketh but does not giveth
storbeck/pimentel & associates
student affairs
we need a new flow chart

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Putting Up Those Blasted Bleachers

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1/9 of a baby with one woman or a whole baby with 9 women
b of the e
back of the envelope
Bwog hearts FroSci for all those BOE's
Bwog sexy squirrel calendar would pull in the dough
half of all the core readings in a month? Not sure we can do it in four years
picking housing twice sounds really stressful
seriously thought they can't do this after finals I don't get it
what things could you do in the time it takes to put up the commencement bleachers? commentssssss

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