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Hamlet’s Door

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 14 Comments

The Prince of Denmark, spotted lurking on Barnard’s campus! Observe. And freshmen, keep tipping! (tips@bwog.com)

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Being a Student at Barnard: “These Will Not Be The Best Years of Your Lives”

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 1 Comments

Filed by Katheryn Thayer, BC ’14, from the Being a Student at Barnard event last night. Want to write for Bwog? contribute@bwog.com! Early yesterday morning, hundreds of groggy Barnardians filed into LeFrak to discover what it means to be a Barnard woman. The deans gathered to welcome incoming students and make them feel comfortable asking […]

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Dear Bwog: Tim Burton Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

Dear Bwog, I got locked out of my room after showering. Again. With running mascara rivaling the Corpse Bride, I trudged down to the Hospitality Desk. That’s the fifth time this week. This has got to stop. Frustrated, Tim Burton Extra Dear Tim Burton Extra, We promise the Hospitality folks are unfazed. They’ve probs seen […]

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Lit Hum Lecture One: Orlando Bloom’s Glistening Abs

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

When 2 o’clock rolled around today, it was finally time for the Class of 2014 to close the Iliad (or at the very least close the Sparknotes tab in their browsers), and trudge off to the Literature Humanities lecture with Professor Christia Mercer. Emma Stein, CC ’14, was on hand to share the fun with […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 3

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 28 Comments

More advice from old-school Blue & White! Listen and learn! Stop drop and roll! Take Art and Music Hum as soon as possible. The further in debt this top-notch education puts you, the more difficult it will be to sit through hours of bull. The topical discussions will rarely satisfy the interested student. That leaves […]

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Two Scenes From Day Two

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Scraps from Day Two. Fresh-people, keep sending us those tips: tips@bwog.com! One freshman writes: John Jay was completely packed, with freshmen spilling out onto every available seat outside, especially the lawn. This was a prime moment for Housing to turn on the sprinklers and completely hose everyone. Also in attendance were WKCR volunteers, first trying […]

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The Ego And The Fake ID

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 11 Comments

If you don’t have a fake ID today and plan on going to a bar in New York City that isn’t a teen club you should get one tomorrow morning. Below, tales of stories of Bwoggers’ first fakes. Hi, Mom! I got my first fake ID in the parking lot of a Ross Department Store […]

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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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Why, Winter Weather, Why

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brrrr
if it's going to be cold at least it cold snow sheesh
is Frozen good?
momma bwog says bundle up!
the mysterious noseless woman of morningside heights
wherein the arctic beluga is referenced
wherein the arctic pig is referenced
why moisturizing lip balm is sooooo important
winter struggles

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A Call for Closing Remarks

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a guy and a girl walk into a bar.... and walk about because 1020 was too crowded
closing remarks
dat jawline doh
her neck makes giraffes jealous. just kidding Bwog thinks everyone is beautiful
hope that at least one professor just walks out on his class

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ESC: That’s A Wrap

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always order the quesorita
big bang theory
big things come after eating Chiptole three times a week
Columbia loves acronyms
doesn't DoT stand for Department of Transportation
esc
Operation Columbia cares.... amazing idea but dat name
UEM ABC CCSC SGA GSSC JCCC

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Hillel Night at the Lions

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hillel is a thing
only if there is mac n cheese
tailgating without cars
that was actually pretty funny
wait.... what does "school spirit" consist of?
what are the army's colors? camo?
why is an army using google maps?

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Where Art Thou?

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does our glee club sing don't stop believing?
elves gone wild: guaranteed to make you feel awkward and aroused
its time for christmas songs all da time
new opera as opposed to that old opera
so everyone has a concert this week
where art thou?

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Live at Lerner: ECHOREV

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echorev
just say a bunch of adjectives that hipsters like and you'll be good
live at lerner
paneer me man
tikka sounds like a poisonous type of fish
what are these foods?!?!

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Bwoglines: We CU Edition

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Bwog thought rupees were from Zelda
bwoglines
columbia in the news
first stem cells then THE CLONE WARS
is WKCR still a thing? was that even spelled correctly?
that which must not be named

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BwogSex: Action In The Stacks

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BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
Bwog salutes you
bwogsex
it's happening
king's quest
Love in the Butt
making mom proud
more like STACKtion amiright?
now make like bunnies in the stacks
the stacks

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