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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Faculty Release Letter Supporting Complaints Against Columbia’s Sexual Assault Policies

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good for them
not sweeping things under the rug
sexual assault
sexual assault policies
solidarity
the early bird gets the worm
Title IX
Title IX case

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Senior Wisdom: Ben Harris

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"don't worry I read it in CC"
beasts of different natures
chicken noodle and soup
finally someone who understands the importance of free food
it gets better
party it up with granny
pro goldfish namer
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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Primal Scream Tonight

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during finals...no one can hear you scream
hopefully it will be like the red hour from that star trek episode
i scream you scream we all scream for primal scream
please enlighten me about the photo in the comments if you now
primal scream
scream and shout and let it all out
tis the will of landrew

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What If… The Football Field Were Still On Campus?

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ain't nobody got time for the campbell sports center
bulldoze uris!!!
columbia athletics
get outta here b-school
prezbo are you reading this?
roar lions roar
seriously though baker is like a half hour subway ride
what if
will the new evp of students read this?

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Senior Wisdom: Sarina Bhandari

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but catfish-er or catfish-ee??
Bwog Senior Wisdom
catfishing
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
seven classes? Go home
try nothing but ramen for two months
WHEN IN DOUBT DON'T POST <--- best advice ever

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Swinging For The Fences With Alyssa Rodia

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alyssa rodia
bigger ball smaller field
bwogsports
calling it now future Ivy League champs
going the whole five innings because we're dominating
homers
low and inside is a lefty's dream pitch
not afraid to get dirty oooh
swinging away
trouble with the curve

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Bwog In Bed: Panic Edition

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bwog in bed
eeek boobs
historic sports moments yay
i knit you a sweater of tears
if you can play you can play!!!!
love you Mom
Momma Bwog will be your mom
think about Momma Bwog today too
what is homework?

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Reading Lit Hum’s Rapes

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dear commenters bwog did not write this just so you know
does anyone even read the intros?
does anyone even read these?
does anyone even read?
fight the patriarchy 2k14
lit hum
our version of an op ed
sexual assault

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