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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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Why, Winter Weather, Why

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brrrr
if it's going to be cold at least it cold snow sheesh
is Frozen good?
momma bwog says bundle up!
the mysterious noseless woman of morningside heights
wherein the arctic beluga is referenced
wherein the arctic pig is referenced
why moisturizing lip balm is sooooo important
winter struggles

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A Call for Closing Remarks

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a guy and a girl walk into a bar.... and walk about because 1020 was too crowded
closing remarks
dat jawline doh
her neck makes giraffes jealous. just kidding Bwog thinks everyone is beautiful
hope that at least one professor just walks out on his class

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ESC: That’s A Wrap

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always order the quesorita
big bang theory
big things come after eating Chiptole three times a week
Columbia loves acronyms
doesn't DoT stand for Department of Transportation
esc
Operation Columbia cares.... amazing idea but dat name
UEM ABC CCSC SGA GSSC JCCC

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Hillel Night at the Lions

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hillel is a thing
only if there is mac n cheese
tailgating without cars
that was actually pretty funny
wait.... what does "school spirit" consist of?
what are the army's colors? camo?
why is an army using google maps?

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Where Art Thou?

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does our glee club sing don't stop believing?
elves gone wild: guaranteed to make you feel awkward and aroused
its time for christmas songs all da time
new opera as opposed to that old opera
so everyone has a concert this week
where art thou?

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Live at Lerner: ECHOREV

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echorev
just say a bunch of adjectives that hipsters like and you'll be good
live at lerner
paneer me man
tikka sounds like a poisonous type of fish
what are these foods?!?!

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Bwoglines: We CU Edition

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Bwog thought rupees were from Zelda
bwoglines
columbia in the news
first stem cells then THE CLONE WARS
is WKCR still a thing? was that even spelled correctly?
that which must not be named

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BwogSex: Action In The Stacks

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BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
Bwog salutes you
bwogsex
it's happening
king's quest
Love in the Butt
making mom proud
more like STACKtion amiright?
now make like bunnies in the stacks
the stacks

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