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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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Free The Lawns!

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columbia used to be the old man screeching at you to get off its lawn
green flags
lawn and order
south lawn
south lawn gets a lot of play

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Columbia’s New Gender-Based Misconduct Policy For Students

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DSpar
gender-based misconduct
prezbo
sexual assault

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2018, Your NSOP Schedule Is Here

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ain't no mountain high enough
everyone was once a freshman
freshman cruise
get ready to see your OL once then never again
hawkma eats freshmen for breakfast
nslop
nsop
nsop 2014
on a boat
the tide is high but i'm holding on
they won't actually track you down if you skip under1roof
we were gonna go to class but we got high

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PrezBo Officially Accepts Term Extension

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board of trustees
don't every leave us prezbo
if prezbo is no longer president is he still prezbo?
prezbo
prezbo must now stock up on more hair products
statements
we're anxiously awaiting prezbo's rapper debut

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Deans Issue Statement On Bacchanal Cancellation

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baccha-no-more
baccha-nooooo
baccha-nope
bacchanal
fall bacchanal
Fiascos (Lupe and otherwise)
maybe columbia is trying to boost school spirit by making students come together in their hatred of the bureaucracy
possibly the bitchiest statement to come out of Columbia that wasn't written by us
us against the bureaucracy
war on fun
we like to party we like we like to party
you can't spell "columbia administration sucks" without "sucks"

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Houses and Homes: Canada

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canada
Houses and Homes 2014
sure would like to be there right now
very exotic
wow what a nice house/home

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Breaking: Baccha-no-more?

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bacchanal
bacchanal may be canceled
bacchaNOOO
coalition against sexual violence
don't worry the bureaucracy has our best interests at heart
oh no another lupe FIASCO
perhaps this will keep Carman safer
public safety is probably thrilled though
war on fun
what are we going to tell the sad first-years to look forward to now

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Houses and Homes: Jordan

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grad students on bwog? unheard of
Houses and Homes 2014
i'm still jealous though
Is anyone at this school NOT spending the summer in a place that's experiencing violence right now?
maybe one of the most delicious smelling submissions bwog has ever had
stay safe

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