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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

bitches going crazy

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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Class of 2018 Challenged By Ice Bucket Challenge

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ALS ice bucket challenge
if bwog reads one more think piece about the ALS ice bucket challenge we might start actually getting ahead on fall readings out of desperation
is staircase the new ramp?
it's going to be sad when they all get on campus and everyone stops posting in that group
LOL prefrosh
maybe prezbo hates us because we make fun of his hair so much
see you on low...staircase?
they're still prefrosh after all
yes it is a slow news day

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Bwog’s Guide To The Perils Of Packing

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don't think you and your roommate can share a fan you can't
look through our roomhops for decorating inspiration
make sure to color coordinate sheets with your roommate
maybe you do want foot fungus though
moving out
nsop 2014
packing list
say goodbye to your home FOREVER

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Neighborhood News

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friedman's lunch sounds like a dig inn competitor hmmm
janna levin
morningside heights still exists when you're not in it
nadia eke
news news news
summer bwoglines
UNAFRAID UNAFRAID UNAFRAID
who is going to chant UNAFRAID with me at this convocation?
who is number one? let's get them

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What To Expect When You’re Expecting (To Begin COÖP)

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Columbia Obese Owl Population
Columbia Oversized Owl Paradise
COOP Cween
COOP: look what you've done
dad jokes about hopping and bopping
HOP BOP and roll
HOP ROP and BOP could be the world's worst band name
j chillin with some bears
pre-orientation orientation programs
special snowflakes etc.
stranger danger

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Free The Lawns!

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columbia used to be the old man screeching at you to get off its lawn
green flags
lawn and order
south lawn
south lawn gets a lot of play

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Columbia’s New Gender-Based Misconduct Policy For Students

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DSpar
gender-based misconduct
prezbo
sexual assault

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2018, Your NSOP Schedule Is Here

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ain't no mountain high enough
everyone was once a freshman
freshman cruise
get ready to see your OL once then never again
hawkma eats freshmen for breakfast
nslop
nsop
nsop 2014
on a boat
the tide is high but i'm holding on
they won't actually track you down if you skip under1roof
we were gonna go to class but we got high

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PrezBo Officially Accepts Term Extension

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board of trustees
don't every leave us prezbo
if prezbo is no longer president is he still prezbo?
prezbo
prezbo must now stock up on more hair products
statements
we're anxiously awaiting prezbo's rapper debut

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