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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Send Us Your Stories And We’ll Maybe Give You Pizza

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bwog: master of whispers
eat for a month
Getting NSLOPPY
literally cannot even fathom a full Koronet's pizza
make your stupid friends feel useful
MIND-BOGGLING PRIZES
nsop 2014
the eyes and ears of NSOP
there are no pictures of varys on shutterstock

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Moving On Up To The Morningside

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being that freshman
carman hall it doesn't get better
move-in
nsop
nsop 2014
see you at the heights freshmen
so much free food
when "the administration" is a banned phrase

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Class of 2018 Challenged By Ice Bucket Challenge

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ALS ice bucket challenge
if bwog reads one more think piece about the ALS ice bucket challenge we might start actually getting ahead on fall readings out of desperation
is staircase the new ramp?
it's going to be sad when they all get on campus and everyone stops posting in that group
LOL prefrosh
maybe prezbo hates us because we make fun of his hair so much
see you on low...staircase?
they're still prefrosh after all
yes it is a slow news day

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Bwog’s Guide To The Perils Of Packing

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don't think you and your roommate can share a fan you can't
look through our roomhops for decorating inspiration
make sure to color coordinate sheets with your roommate
maybe you do want foot fungus though
moving out
nsop 2014
packing list
say goodbye to your home FOREVER

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Neighborhood News

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friedman's lunch sounds like a dig inn competitor hmmm
janna levin
morningside heights still exists when you're not in it
nadia eke
news news news
summer bwoglines
UNAFRAID UNAFRAID UNAFRAID
who is going to chant UNAFRAID with me at this convocation?
who is number one? let's get them

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What To Expect When You’re Expecting (To Begin COÖP)

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Columbia Obese Owl Population
Columbia Oversized Owl Paradise
COOP Cween
COOP: look what you've done
dad jokes about hopping and bopping
HOP BOP and roll
HOP ROP and BOP could be the world's worst band name
j chillin with some bears
pre-orientation orientation programs
special snowflakes etc.
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Free The Lawns!

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columbia used to be the old man screeching at you to get off its lawn
green flags
lawn and order
south lawn
south lawn gets a lot of play

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Columbia’s New Gender-Based Misconduct Policy For Students

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gender-based misconduct
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sexual assault

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