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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Free Chairs!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 9 Comments

Why the hell not, guys? Free chairs on the 4th floor of Schapiro CEPSR. That’s fun!

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Leaked Email Shows Administrator’s Disdain For Anti-Rape Activists

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Gender-based Misconduct and Sexual Assault

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Waking Up With Bwog: It’s Friday

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nsop
nsop 2014
one thing to do before graduating: get a senior wisdom. that sounds like a good varsity show theme
some freshmen are still calling it N.S.O.P. god bless them

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The Truth About NSOP

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blood sweat and tears
bwog is a friendless hermit
Intellectual People with capital letters
nsop 2014
so sad it’s almost funny
umbrella ella ella aye aye aye
wondering why you're the only one who shows up to events

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NSOP Keeps On Giving

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"my friends are here with me" made bwog tear up a little bit
"wow i've never felt like this before"
defining the barnard columbia relationship
glad the frosh are still calling it cannons and not whatever its new name is
nslop
nsop 2014
overheard
overseen
same old thong and dance
send us your duck picks
shitty stereotypes from shitty frosh
strong bold beautiful barnard women

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Waking Up With Bwog: In The Swing Of Things

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12 hours at toms is heroic
bitchin' glasses
bwog is run by dogs wearing wigs
double the wisdom
hip and happenin'
literal bitches
mad art skillz
nsop 2014
posse o' bitches
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Breaking: Pedestrian Struck By Car On 115th and Amsterdam

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breaking
condolences

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Overseen: Pigeon Man

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"gamboling"
hawkma's pigeon cousins
hey arnold
i hope this is a professor
maybe an ornithologist?
overseen
perhaps he prefers the company of pigeons to humans
pigeon man
so very hey arnold

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NSLOP In Full Swing

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bwog apologizes for our drunken tweeting
bwog is still waiting to be popular again
columbia admirers
do you prefer mices or cockroaches?
may bring back bad memories if you have been cava'd
nslop
nsop 2014
oh to be young again
sidd bhatt so inspirational
the cockroach can be your friend if you are all alone in your single
who would ever confuse butler for carman
wow look at these media embeds

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