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Dear Bwog: When It Rains, It Pours Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 59 Comments

This week brought a doozy of dramatic distractions. Then the sky cried, and Bwog stepped in a puddle of tears. So, we dug up this installment of Dear Bwog from the archives. Dear Bwog, The following is my stream of consciousness while trying to write a paper in 209: Curse you cursor, mocking my mindlessness […]

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Lost: Green and Yellow Umbrella

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 1 Comments

I lost a big green and yellow Nautica umbrella. Can’t really remember where exactly, though. But it was at some point between 11 am and 6 pm today. bsr2116@columbia.edu.

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Printer Armageddon

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 17 Comments

THERE ARE NO PRINTERS WORKING ANYWHERE! If you know where there is a functioning printer, put it in the comments and help out your printerless brethren. UPDATE: Some printers are now working, according to Owl Printers. It’s not Armageddon, there are just more broken printers than usual. Here’s the official word from CUIT: At approximately […]

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Treats Aplenty

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 0 Comments

The Community Impact Leadership Program will be hosting a Winter Warm-up study break for first years (but everyone else is welcome, too!) from 8-9 PM in John Jay Lounge. There will be hot cocoa and a chocolate fountain—yum! Also in John Jay Lounge, a celebration of John Jay’s birthday will include “ungodly amounts of birthday […]

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BwogWeather Episode 13: The Weather IS Lovely

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 47 Comments

One night in September, Bwog went to visit Zak. “Zak,” we asked, knowing of his video-production proficiency, “could you maybe help us film for this absurd weather show we’re trying to do? Because we have no idea what we’re doing.” Zak said okay. The next morning, Pat and Zak met to film the first BwogWeather. […]

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Boringside Heights: No Tinsel is Too Tiny Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 4 Comments

Okay, so the point of Boringside Heights (as explained by the title, which has the word ‘boring’ in it), is to note some boring things that happen in Morningside Heights (see it’s a play on words because ‘morning’ and ‘boring’ sound kind of similar). Bwog delights in these details, and we think you should too. […]

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CMTS Revives a Broadway Classic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 18 Comments

Bwog’s Lily Icangelo stopped in for a Columbia Musical Theater Society performance of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. It’s the end of Columbia’s week from hell—how are you celebrating? Before you set up camp in Butler and become a slave to a paper on some obscure post-modern art movement (or […]

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Visiting Scholar Ivo Sanader Arrested

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 42 Comments

This has not been the best week for Columbia’s public relations. Now it gets worse. Ivo Sanader, former Prime Minister of Croatia and current visiting scholar at Columbia’s Harriman Institute, was arrested in Austria on Friday, and remains in custody pending extradition. Sanader is suspected of conspiring to commit crimes and abuse of office by the […]

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Lost: iPhone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 1 Comments

Lost @ Campo, Saturday Night (sunday morning)! iPhone 3GS in a really nifty neon green case. Will be a reward if found. Call (646) 543-ELIE

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Breaking: 2011 CC Class Day Speaker Is Alexandra Wallace Creed

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 84 Comments

Speaking of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming! Creed, CC ’88, is the executive producer of NBC Nightly News and the Vice President of NBC News. There has only been one female Class Day speaker since Columbia went co-ed in 1983: Claire Shipman, CC ’86, also a TV journalist, spoke in 1999. Creed was […]

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Fun Cooker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 21 Comments

General Electric’s Head of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming has relocated to Mudd!

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To Bacchanal: $20,000, Love, Your Councils

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 57 Comments

Huzzah! ESC, SGA, CCSC and GSC have allocated a combined total of $20,000 to the Bacchanal Committee this year. This allocations is still a one-time-deal, and future allocations to Bacchanal will depend on a separate resolution. Council members will sit on the Bacchanal selection committee (hey Learned– Weezy F. Baby!) for oversight. The one thing […]

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PrezBo Officially Accepts Term Extension

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board of trustees
don't every leave us prezbo
if prezbo is no longer president is he still prezbo?
prezbo
prezbo must now stock up on more hair products
statements
we're anxiously awaiting prezbo's rapper debut

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Deans Issue Statement On Bacchanal Cancellation

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baccha-no-more
baccha-nooooo
baccha-nope
bacchanal
fall bacchanal
Fiascos (Lupe and otherwise)
maybe columbia is trying to boost school spirit by making students come together in their hatred of the bureaucracy
possibly the bitchiest statement to come out of Columbia that wasn't written by us
us against the bureaucracy
war on fun
we like to party we like we like to party
you can't spell "columbia administration sucks" without "sucks"

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Houses and Homes: Canada

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canada
Houses and Homes 2014
sure would like to be there right now
very exotic
wow what a nice house/home

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Breaking: Baccha-no-more?

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bacchanal
bacchanal may be canceled
bacchaNOOO
coalition against sexual violence
don't worry the bureaucracy has our best interests at heart
oh no another lupe FIASCO
perhaps this will keep Carman safer
public safety is probably thrilled though
war on fun
what are we going to tell the sad first-years to look forward to now

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Houses and Homes: Jordan

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grad students on bwog? unheard of
Houses and Homes 2014
i'm still jealous though
Is anyone at this school NOT spending the summer in a place that's experiencing violence right now?
maybe one of the most delicious smelling submissions bwog has ever had
stay safe

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Houses And Homes: Ukraine

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at least you have a refrigerator though
Houses and Homes 2014
is op part of the ukrainian royal family?
oooh foreign!
send us some please we are so lonely
stay safe
that's not old furniture you're smelling it's mold

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Innovative CUIT Introduces New Email Aliases

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a more professional and friendly way to present ourselves
alias
CUIT listened
email aliases
Jennifer Garner
lionmail
Listen up CUIT

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Where Are You Spending The Summer?

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fuck yeah british columbia
give in to your hate
houses and homes
let the jealousy flow through you
summer's almost over
we heard you liked bwog posts so we put a bwog post in your bwog post so you can read bwog while you read bwog
we're ramping up ye olde bwog postings
welcome to my crib

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