Early this morning, Bwog received an urgent message: “Chairs Piano Lounge,” wrote the anonymous tipster. “They’re new. They’re now.” Accompanying these cryptic messages were photos of the old beige chairs in undignified stacks by the ramps. This afternoon, Bwog Private Eye Carolyn Ruvkun went to investigate. “Verdict: firm, supportive back. Less butt cushioning,” she wrote […]
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