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Bwog’s Third Meeting of the Year!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

Dear Sir or Madam: Your presence is requested at this evening’s Bwog staff meeting. All are welcome, and whether a newcomer or an old-timer, you ought to make it your business to attend. We will convene in the SGO on the fifth floor of Lerner Hall at 7 PM. Refreshments will be served, free of […]

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Arrest Outside Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

Undercover police have made an arrest on Broadway outside Lerner. More details to come! Update: Bwog asked a police officer on the scene for information about the incident, but was told that no details of the arrest could be released. Public Safety also tells us that it has not received any news on the situation. […]

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A Cautionary Tale

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 6 Comments

A tipster informs us that this burnt cup of noodles was the cause of the early morning fire alarm in John Jay. The moral of the story? Be careful, kids. Bwog loves you and just doesn’t want anything bad to happen to you. Photo by Mahima Chablani

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Neurogasm: A Review

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 8 Comments

You may have noticed those snazzy new lava-lamp-shaped bottles in Butler or 212 and wondered to yourself, “WTF?!” David Hu has your answer, and in a selfless quest to keep you informed he drank one of those miracles of chemical engineering. Undoubtedly, the first thing that strikes you about Neurogasm is the bottle. Its long, […]

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What Next? Turkey’s Global Vision for a Prosperous Future

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

Dane Cook was on hand to hear Abdullah Gül, the President of the Republic of Turkey, address the World Leaders Forum as the last speaker in the week-long series. Though Gül expressed sentiments of optimism and cooperation for the future, students pressed him on steps Turkey has recently made in the international scene. While introducing […]

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On South Lawn: Kiddie Karnival Time

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 7 Comments

Lots of adults wearing Columbia blue, a few Public Safety officers, a bouncy castle and dead grass are all assembled on South Lawn, ostensibly to welcome kids to the Kiddie Carnival advertised outside Lerner. But there are no kids. Stay tuned! Update, 2:20: The carnival has begun! Peter Sterne reports that Elmo and Blue, of […]

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Free Wine!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 2 Comments

Hillel’s Israeli Cultural Society and your senior class councils (GSSC, CCSC, ESC, and LCSC, respectively) invite you to a seniors only Israeli wine tasting today from 3-5 PM on the 3rd floor terrace of the Kraft Center. There will be cheese, crackers, and chips and dips along with water and soft drinks for anyone who wants […]

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Found: White MacBook Charger

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

White MacBook charger in Ferris Booth, on the tables outside facing the quad. It’s kind of dirty but works.

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Bottles and Models in Dodge

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 4 Comments

As Bwog’s Econ TA recently said in an email, “Good morning/hangover.”

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Bwoglines: Business Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 4 Comments

The owner of Tom’s is being sued by a former employee. (NY Post) Big Business wants to know if we should all be eating like cavemen. (Gawker) Google wants the whole country to look like Epcot. (Wired) Columbia researchers have come out with the first independent estimate of the volume of the Gulf oil spill […]

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Breaking: Bat in Hartley!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 25, 2010 28 Comments

Tipster Helena Wu informed Bwog that a bat invaded Hartley suites 5A and 5B just minutes ago. All flying mammals have been removed, but Hartley residents remain spooked.

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Yes Way José: Sócrates On Portugal’s Energy Policy

By Bwog Staff on Sep 25, 2010 2 Comments

Thursday, at the Rotunda in the Low Memorial Library, Prime Minister of Portugal José Sócrates spoke on “Energy Policy and the Portuguese New Growth Agenda.” Born in 1957, Sócrates joined the Portuguese Socialist Party in 1981. He worked his way up governmental posts, and has been a civil engineer, a member of parliament, and a […]

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Bwoglines: Disappointed Edition

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(did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?) yes i did
bwog is just not feeling this whole spring forward thing
bwog is rewatching all of greys and hasn't got to the part where burke leaves so no spoilers plz!!!1!
bwoglines
jlaw is the queen of our generation
paging dr. burke
we want our hour back and we want it now

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THOU SHALL NOT PASS

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gandalf the rat
glory days of jj's
Gross things
in the mood for some mice krispies
jj's is closed...rats!
jj's place
overseen
rat enemies
rat friends
skin is crawling
snapchat evidence
wut
you shall not pass

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Housing Reviews 2014: River

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a nice quiet environment
housing reviews 2014
not sure whether being close to Riverside is a pro or con
overlooking the hudson
rolling on the river
the moral of the story is that it's quiet
the river is where we want to be

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Campus Sex Club: Part One

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3 sluts out of 5 misogynous social constructs
back in the good ol' days of $17 textbooks and $5 prostitutes
campus sex club
can't get enough soft-core porn
job opportunities for english lit majors
let's write a petition to have an ambassad-whore
loren beauchamp
not all alumni become president but they do some other highly influential things
return soon for part 2
robert silverberg
say cherry again
we're choking on the heteronormativity
what a fun sexy time for you

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CU Players Outplay Themselves with Mother Courage and Her Children

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a modern adaptation
bringing bertolt to the 21st century
CU Players
i will take falafel from my halal cart and not war boots please and thank you
mother courage and her children
we all want peace except mother courage
what is it good for? absolutely nothing

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Housing B(r)eaks Down

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a major beakdown
fuckin timmy that beak hog
get your beak together for housing
housing beaks down
housing is confusing enough without typos adding to the confusion
it's like in Hercules when the Fates pass around the eye
it's my turn to use the beak
masterpieces for the ages
my favorite beaks are group beaks
works of art

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LectureHop: Retranslating Literary Classics

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dostoevsky was supposed to be funny? we may have missed that...
glory days of lit hum
lecturehop
lit hum never leaves you
lost in translation
making translation sexy
okay now go do your reading
retranslating literary classics
s/o to all those vitamins

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Housing Reviews 2014: Hogan

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Brogan
close to international can't possibly go wrong there
ho ho hogan
hogan
housing reviews 2014
only one elevator so you're going to get really fit on those stairs
seniors only
the housing we aspire to
they just like so love it

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