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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Bwoglines: Steps Taken To Change Stuff Edition

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**sigh** egypt
brass liberation orchestra sounds kinda cool
british people are fancy
bwoglines
comcast plus netflix equals no work done
do you feel like sf is still "counterculure?"
durn

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#throwbacchanal Might Be A Fiasco

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#throwbacceptable
#throwbacchanal
all we want for our birthday is a big booty ho
bacchanal 2014
bacchanal won't talk to us after this one
hope fountain girl comes back though
lupe fiasco
remember macklemore
rumor has it
sorry if bacchanal is mispelled in this post

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The Hottest Club At Columbia Is The Paint Bar

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1020 move over
bed bath and beyond did NOT recommend this for decoration
bwog is always told about the parties but never gets the invite... sigh
carman hall it doesn't get better
finger painting always brings out the inner-child in us all
just in time for room inspections
the new hottest bar in mohi
things fall apart
who needs a fake when you have a bar in your room?
you damn kids are out of control

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Mixer Mix-Up

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bwog can't get enough olympics
chicano caucus
fun hip cool mixers
identity as a costume
mixer mixup
mixers
Olympics
sombrerogate
sororities
theta

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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bless ur soul westside
bwog may have been eating a westside salad as they wrote this post
bwog meeting announcement
snacks are a given
we need more friends
we want to have as many friends as tom on myspace

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The New SIC House: What’s All The Jazz About Jazz House?

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do they get to have bunk beds?
high on life
jazz house
play jazz 24/7 or die
playin some jazz down by the river
q&a style fo lyfe
SIC
special interest communities
we'll be hearing more from them DO YOU GET IT BECAUSE MUSIC?
well we do live in harlem

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Bucket List: Protest, TV Writers, War Photograph, Jawad Nabulsi

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bucketlist
Bwog will be busy with essays and things but will live vicariously through you
events off campus
reasons why you came here in the first place
you may not be able to solve income inequality but you could still get free learning

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A Tailgate Sans Tailgates

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bwog seems to have lost their game face many years ago
CCSC Campus Life Committee
columbia likes sports?
free food
go blue yourselves
is there a hashtag for this?
maybe they don't know what a tailgate means
noon is far too early on a sunday to accomplish anything
replace your sunday john jay brunch with a burger
tailgate

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