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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Carman Students Defend Host of Destructive Paint Party

Bwog Staff 121

carman 8
carman hall it doesn't get better
it's all fun and games until someone's an alcoholic
OJA
paint party
seriously this guy's friends rock
take this as you will
the war on fun

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Overseen: Ancient Computer in CompSci Department

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at one point someone sat with this and thought to themselves i am so fucking high tech right now
p sure this is ageism
redefining brick
using computer to hold computer building open how meta
you thought your 2008 macbook was old

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Slipping Down Slopes With Lauren Peirce

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2nd overall is AWESOME
Alpine skiing
dressing up in crazy costumes because we're graduating soon
junior olympics aka bwog's twelfth birthday wish
mountains
skiers love to bump if ya catch our drift
snow sports
thank god someone's enjoying the snow
wooden boards on mountains now that we can understand

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Theta President Resigns

Bwog Staff 87

kappa alpha theta
katie barclay
sombrerogate
the story that keeps on going
theta mixer

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GS Eliminating B.S. Option

Bwog Staff 22

ch-ch-changes
gs bs not a thing
gs history lesson
no more bs-ing amirite?
too much work in humanities lol story of our lives
wikicu's already been updated that's how you know it's real

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Where Art Thou

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fend off boredom and the banality of the human condition
midsemester ennui more like midlife crisis LOL
music and film and multimedia art oh my!
music-heavy where art thou
too close to spring break to work wish our professors felt the same way
where art thou?

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Live At Lerner: DB2

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"do you like queens" like wut
can you jam to electronic r&b
coolio can that be a thing
db2 more like r2d2 amirite
enchiladas enchiladas everywhere
jammin' not jamming
live at lerner
what could possibly be more important than enchiladas

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Bwoglines: Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind Edition

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bwog loves you more than kanye loves kanye (we stole that joke from tumblr)
chris martin married gwyneth paltrow and became irrelevant jk he did that all on his own
coldplay aka tell your dad
decreased obesity rates is like getting thinner which is like disappearing which is out of sight IT WORKS OK
house/hovel summer 2014 the struggle is SO REAL
kanye smiled
where's viktor yanukovych where's waldo geography is hard

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