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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Bwoglines: Cool Things Plus Lindsay Lohan Edition

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"rather be dead than cool" - kurt cobain in the greatest moment of irony ever (lol cause he's both get it)
also oprah recently tweeted "this" and it got 738 rts
being cool is too mainstream
can you blow my whistle baby
ch-ch-ch-changes
flo rido an unconscious testament to our times
how to get on own: live like lindsay
it's like when dave eggers talks about the "look of absolutely no look at all" EVEN YOUR REJECTION OF COOL HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND BEEN COOL
keep calm and bake on
let's all just be nudists already like fuck this clothing bullshit
our generation's legacy legalizing gay marriage and pot we can swing it
steve jobs is a style icon now like damn
what would lindsay do
you can grow three plants it'll be just like weeds except you're not a vulnerable suburban single mom

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Housing Reviews 2014: 600 West 113th Street (Nussbaum)

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600 west 113th
but still not quite
fresh bagels that are almost as good as absolute
housing reviews 2014
mice for days?
more like nussbaum and YOU
new kitchen smell
nussbaum
the nussbaum cat stole bwog's laundry
the NussBOMB

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ESC: Let’s Make A Marauder’s Map For Butler

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achilles would be all for an honor code
butler needs a marauder's map
do they solemnly swear that they are up to no good?
esc
esc updates
mischief managed
muffin monday get here faster
Prezbo's hair: the sixth sense
SEAS honor code
secrets of the satow room
we all remember the days of high school math competitions

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The Blue and White Meets Tonight

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bw
bwog has been listening to too much eminem
devil wears prada references for the win
look at that ***flawless hair
meeting announcement
the blue and white

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Which Major Should You Avoid?

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big life decisions
bwog quizzes
if counting letters is too much for you we hope you're not doing a math major
if you got the subject you're actually majoring in bwog is sorry
know what you hate
negativity
power to the commenters
process of elimination
to know your worst qualities is to know yourself

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Columbia Takes the Oscars

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dog puns!!!
more reasons to feel inferior
super talented people
that one girl graduated just last year holy eff
ugh why didn't ellen go to columbia
we love our alumni

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Facilities Gets Served For Carman Scaffold

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carman problemz
ch-ch-ch-changes loljk
columbia gets in trouble with the law
scandalous...ish
soooo what's gonna happen to the scaffold
we feel legit for looking into the nyc building code

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Lost: Pink Nike Women’s Sneaker

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Lost and Found

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