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Guide to the Weekend: Sorta Summa Time

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Go on, get back in the game. The city streets are calling your pasty cheeks with the reemergence of $3 sunglass stands and 90s denim jackets. Here is INY with your best bets as to how to get it done. International Pillow Fight Day – JOIN US THERE! All over the world, grown adults will […]

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Models on Bway

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Another fire on Broadway? Apparently not. All that smoke belongs to an Armani photo shoot!

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Ice Cream Weather

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 1 Comments

The sun shines on Morningside Heights! (Which means that the line for Mr. Softee runs back to the gates.)

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Listen Up, You!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 4 Comments

If you haven’t heard of wait what yet, your playlist is due for an update. Wait what, (aka Columbia alum Charlie Kubal, CC ’08) released his first album last Thursday called The Notorious xx (click for free download), a mash up of Biggie and The xx. It’s caught on: NYMag, Prefix Mag, and the general […]

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Joke’s On Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 14 Comments

OK! You got us. As you may (or more likely, may not) have realized, our April Fool’s Day joke was to turn Bwog into Bwog for Mt. Holyoke, the all-women’s college. You may have noticed the Mt. Holyoke tower behind the Bwog nameplate, and the women’s sign on Home tab. We’ve been reporting on the day […]

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Realtalk: Selection Times Are Out!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 3 Comments

No email yet, but they’ll be in your StarRez thingamabopper. StarRez–>Application–>Registration Summary, you know the drill. See you in John Jay!

The 2010 Housing Lottery: Your Best Mistake Ever!

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Crime Wave Hits University

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 5 Comments

We’re used to the occasional mugging by underage punks around campus but March has seen greater than its fair share of crime. Perusing our beloved campus crime blotter, Bwog noted several horrific incidents that happened in the last month. Harassment via mobile devices and Internet-enabled computers is up sharply this month. Five students and faculty […]

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Free Food (If You Can Find It)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 10 Comments

Want to quench your thirst on this glorious sunny day? SEADS in Cambodia has hidden 32 bottles of Orangina at campus landmarks, all with little tags on them with the group’s name. Find them if you can!

sort-of-free food?

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What To Eat: We Tell You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 7 Comments

Bwog is a chef. We are Jean-Georges. We are Wilma. We are Bwog. What is us? What is reality? Here is what you should eat from every dining hall on campus today. Do what we tell you to do or else we will stop using the imperative and/or stop using the Bwog-third-person all the time. […]

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Admissions Stats Released!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 22 Comments

The Office of Undergraduate Admissions has just released the admissions statistics for the Class of 2014! Be proud, Columbia – we now have an overall admissions rate of 9%. And congratulations to the incoming freshmen for having survived the toughest admissions process in Columbia’s history! Jessica Marinaccio, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions, made the following statement: “The […]

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Bwoglines: These Sketchy Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Bulgarian politicians prefer to spend their time milking virtual cows. (Huffington Post) Hawkers will sell you anything these days, including dental appointments. (Gothamist) Careful with that joint. It could get you deported. (NYT) Volunteers go above and beyond for the Great American Census – not surprising as it may one day be worth a fortune. […]

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The Weekend Starts Tomorrow Morning

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 12 Comments

Accuweather never lies! Finish everything you have to do until next Wednesday (which will be 66 and rainy) right now. Update, 10:35pm: Unrelated, but also good: free cereal, massages and other nice things in Schapiro main lounge right now.

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
ellipses
frontiers of science puns
professors shit on football too
roger anderson
so much bakn

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

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#tbt
ah the 50s
for science
is it too soon for another stripper joke?
patriarchy
poll dancing
polling data
procrastinatory tool
some of these questions are relevant and some are about commies
tbt to right now

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

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being a smart human and getting sleep lolwut?
bwog cannot think coherently anymore
cannot go on no mo
In Defense Of
in defense of taking a night off
JUST STOP
mountains of shit
Red Bull is my best friend for always
shit to do
stop drop n roll

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

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drive
engineering humor
engineers do the darndest things
gamechangers
innovation
peoplehop
remember when SEAS was CE for like a week?
seas 4 lyfe

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

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a warm welcome to the class of 2018
butler 210
day in the life
netflix is our best friend
netflix is our life
never eat at mo willies
one of the links is destiny's child
seriously those awake bars though
staff schedules

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

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checking your privilege
did dora the explorer have a cbs backpack
losing yourself to netflix instead of studying is ok sometimes
senior wisdom
senior wisdom december 2013
wgss
white plains represent
words that are hard to pronounce
yes that is what we're implying

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Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

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#occupyuris
and Beyoncé said "let there be light" and there was light
beyonce is bwog's spirit animal
Beyonce's baby should replace Roar-ee as mascot
bschool
bwog doesn't hate the bschool that much we promise!
bwog in bed
even you can do it!
finals diet ftw
follies
pass that ver-say-see
undergrads in uris
women's basketball

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Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

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always panicking always emailing professors
bwog is certainly not drinking in the dorms especially not the freshman dorms
class checklists
midnight breakfast tonight beware
momma bwog wants you to have a prosperous social life and lots of fun
the dining halls will slowly kill you
transitions in your life and big big changes
you haven't been to absolute yet what
you're becoming a grown human!

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