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Models on Bway

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Another fire on Broadway? Apparently not. All that smoke belongs to an Armani photo shoot!

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Ice Cream Weather

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 1 Comments

The sun shines on Morningside Heights! (Which means that the line for Mr. Softee runs back to the gates.)

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Listen Up, You!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 4 Comments

If you haven’t heard of wait what yet, your playlist is due for an update. Wait what, (aka Columbia alum Charlie Kubal, CC ’08) released his first album last Thursday called The Notorious xx (click for free download), a mash up of Biggie and The xx. It’s caught on: NYMag, Prefix Mag, and the general […]

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Joke’s On Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 14 Comments

OK! You got us. As you may (or more likely, may not) have realized, our April Fool’s Day joke was to turn Bwog into Bwog for Mt. Holyoke, the all-women’s college. You may have noticed the Mt. Holyoke tower behind the Bwog nameplate, and the women’s sign on Home tab. We’ve been reporting on the day […]

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Realtalk: Selection Times Are Out!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 3 Comments

No email yet, but they’ll be in your StarRez thingamabopper. StarRez–>Application–>Registration Summary, you know the drill. See you in John Jay!

The 2010 Housing Lottery: Your Best Mistake Ever!

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Crime Wave Hits University

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 5 Comments

We’re used to the occasional mugging by underage punks around campus but March has seen greater than its fair share of crime. Perusing our beloved campus crime blotter, Bwog noted several horrific incidents that happened in the last month. Harassment via mobile devices and Internet-enabled computers is up sharply this month. Five students and faculty […]

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Free Food (If You Can Find It)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 10 Comments

Want to quench your thirst on this glorious sunny day? SEADS in Cambodia has hidden 32 bottles of Orangina at campus landmarks, all with little tags on them with the group’s name. Find them if you can!

sort-of-free food?

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What To Eat: We Tell You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 7 Comments

Bwog is a chef. We are Jean-Georges. We are Wilma. We are Bwog. What is us? What is reality? Here is what you should eat from every dining hall on campus today. Do what we tell you to do or else we will stop using the imperative and/or stop using the Bwog-third-person all the time. […]

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Admissions Stats Released!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 22 Comments

The Office of Undergraduate Admissions has just released the admissions statistics for the Class of 2014! Be proud, Columbia – we now have an overall admissions rate of 9%. And congratulations to the incoming freshmen for having survived the toughest admissions process in Columbia’s history! Jessica Marinaccio, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions, made the following statement: “The […]

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Bwoglines: These Sketchy Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Bulgarian politicians prefer to spend their time milking virtual cows. (Huffington Post) Hawkers will sell you anything these days, including dental appointments. (Gothamist) Careful with that joint. It could get you deported. (NYT) Volunteers go above and beyond for the Great American Census – not surprising as it may one day be worth a fortune. […]

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The Weekend Starts Tomorrow Morning

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 12 Comments

Accuweather never lies! Finish everything you have to do until next Wednesday (which will be 66 and rainy) right now. Update, 10:35pm: Unrelated, but also good: free cereal, massages and other nice things in Schapiro main lounge right now.

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“Pray for me. No. Seriously.”

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 14 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Housing Inquisitor, David Hu, collected the reactions of those lucky souls owning the best housing lottery numbers. Today, he’s back with the not-so-lucky. Bwog: How did you feel when you found out? Loser Less Fortunate Columbian 1: It was actually funny. I just sat there chuckling at myself asking how that number was […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

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all the majors
class checklists
darkness
facebook = evil?
kinda depressing
shredded cheese is a perfectly acceptable dinner
slumpin hardcore
slumpity bumpin
sophomore slump
sophomores

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
cheese *is* the food of the gods
is Pious pious cause god loves pious?
nothing ever changes
student run course evaluations!
we really need a warmth group
what a beautiful last piece of advice that everyone should always take

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

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ah if only we had open course evaluations
back when things were awesome
being drunk in prezbo's house
big ten football
freedom of information
hornsby did not reply to a request for comment
idea for improving community: fireside cuddles
prezbo
university of michigan

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

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bwog is not (always) your mother
call your mother
day in the life
double dates are always awkward
falling asleep with shoes on
people eat at deluxe?
sometimes chill Saturdays are the best Saturdays
staff schedule

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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

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bichon isn't a nice term for a female dog now is it
but seriously Albus is probably a cool dude
Bwog wants a dog named paprika
puppies
stressbusters have seen some terrible things
what is a dog? tis but a puppy plus time

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

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as long as you look un-hygienic you will do well
bwog in bed
dad that's not what you meant when you said to break the glass ceiling right?
having fun in butler
let it snow
puppy coalition for lyfe
rise of the planet of the snowpeople and their pets

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SAE’s Side of the Story

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another one bites the dust
Dean Shollenberger
disenfratchisement
fraternities losing things
greek life
hazing
kevsho
problems
SAE
the phantom of shollenberger haunts us still today
what is frat row?

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
ellipses
frontiers of science puns
professors shit on football too
roger anderson
so much bakn

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