If you’re in CC, you’re required to prove you can swim to graduate. We all know it’s embarrassing, but what else do you actually know about it?

A note.

The latest album from the critically acclaimed band, Your Columbia Dorm Radiator, dropped this Friday.

New semester, new conspiracy.

Attendance will be recorded.

Some cherry-picked, innate benefits to wherever you’re about to call home.

The worst can happen.

What, sitting through a two-and-a-half-hour lecture in Schermerhorn isn’t how you want to spend your Friday nights? Or any nights at all? What if it wasn’t a choice? What if it was?

They’ve always been there.

Being away from campus over break made me worry I’d never see a proper outfit again.

What is up with the statistics department?

Is it all worth it?

I’m begging you to press send.

On Tuesday, Deputy Editor Lillian Rountree made good on her recent French major declaration by attending “Sex, Love, and Letters: Writing Simone de Beauvoir,” an event hosted by the Maison Française.

I just don’t think they should look like that!