Are we not all just black bears in hot tubs?
The stars truly aligned so that the Daily Editor majoring in Astrophysics would get this day. Today’s May 4th, aka Star Wars day (get it…may the fourth (force) be with you??). Celebrate this momentous occasion with an entire space edition of Bwoglines!
Roses are red, violets are blue, these Bwoglines, were written for you!
Happiest of Wednesdays — we’re almost there!
Also, the new Avengers movie deserves all that hot buzz.
Warning: Today’s Bwoglines contain mentions of antisemitism and a shooting.
Double vaccination stories today, folks! Also, if you’re registered to vote in NYC, you might want to check out our Happening in NYC bwogline.
It’s not all that bad out there, but…
Ah, Wednesday. It rhymes with Shmendsday, and Frendsday, and Tendsday etc. etc. etc.
Read up on what’s going on in the world before you dash to class.
You know what day it is! Here are some headlines to start your day off right.
Before Rebecca Black debuted her hit single, “Friday”, the day was called Blursday.
Pump bump lump jump trump dump HUMP day. It’s hump day!
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