Roses are red, violets are blue, these Bwoglines, were written for you!

Happiest of Wednesdays — we’re almost there!

Also, the new Avengers movie deserves all that hot buzz.

Warning: Today’s Bwoglines contain mentions of antisemitism and a shooting.

Double vaccination stories today, folks! Also, if you’re registered to vote in NYC, you might want to check out our Happening in NYC bwogline.

TGI Friday’s is an awful restaurant.

It’s not all that bad out there, but…

Ah, Wednesday. It rhymes with Shmendsday, and Frendsday, and Tendsday etc. etc. etc.

Read up on what’s going on in the world before you dash to class.

You know what day it is! Here are some headlines to start your day off right.

Before Rebecca Black debuted her hit single, “Friday”, the day was called Blursday.

Pump bump lump jump trump dump HUMP day. It’s hump day!

The verdict is in: today is Tuesday.

Someone, please stop all this madness.

If you want to see a cassowary, go to the zoo.