Sean Zimmermann reports from last night’s ESC meeting. Sustainability Representative Will Cybriwsky explained that unused alcohol from Casino Night, including unopened bottles, had to be poured down the drain because the university’s alcohol license does not allow the university to keep unused alcohol after an event. The council is investigating how new policies could be […]
Update: Per members of the organizing committee, the price will be reduced to $2 from 10:30-11:45 because “if no one drinks the alcohol it has to be poured down drains.” Hop to it, folks! Gamble the night away, eat free food, enjoy free drinks (if you’re 21+), let the chill, late-autumn air ruffle your date’s […]
Sean Zimmermann reports from last night’s meeting: President Christopher Elizondo announced that a proposal to allow students to sign in guests electronically is under review by public safety. Elizondo reports a pilot system may be installed in EC as early as this semester. According to Student Services Representative Lisa Mack, dining is considering closing Cafe […]
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