Friday Daily Editor, Brigid Cromwell knows the only thing better than premarital sex is antibacterial soap.
And the award for best lede ever in a college newspaper article goes to Tyler Hill, Yale Daily News Staff Reporter. Sometimes, simplicity rings truest: “After a 10-year struggle, the Yale College Council can now claim victory: the council has convinced administrators to put soap dispensers in dormitory bathrooms.” And suddenly, the protracted fight over […]
Midterms Are Over, So Take A Fucking Nap
April 14, 2025Why Are All the Doors So Damn Heavy
April 14, 2025Formula 1 Drivers As Barnumbia Majors
April 9, 2025How To Walk Manhattan Tip To Tip: A 10 Hour Adventure
April 8, 2025