Appear fancier than you are with this sexy dish!

Bwoggers James Perry, Panu Hejmadi, Obutor Ogonor, and Alice Rodi check out the jazz scene at local Ethiopian restaurant Massawa, where the Sarah Hanahan Trio appeared last Sunday to treat the restaurant to a lively night of music.

You spend a lot of time in elevators. You go up. You go down. You stare awkwardly at the door. You stare awkwardly at the ceiling. You try not to breathe too loudly. You scroll through your address book. You browse your music library, first by Artist and then by Genre. You…have a dinner party? […]