Staff Writer Abbey Zhao is fed up with all these doors—they’re either too heavy, too light, with no Goldilocks zone to be found.
Take on the ultimate door knob and handle challenge. Test your knowledge of campus aesthetics! Impress your friends! Kill a minute!
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