Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz is filled with morbid curiosity about the world and decided to sit down and do the math on how many people are in the Hudson on an average day, dead or alive.
Daily Editor Henry “Improper Fraction” Golub spits math like a Mayan.
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