We hate a lot of things at Columbia, but we admit we love surviving self-inflicted doom. Here’s a genuine shout-out to the institution that literally, but dispassionately, gives us life, especially on Bacchanal Day. Although it has to be said: like most great love stories, the love here is unrequited. St. Luke’s, you’re a gem: an unassuming fortress […]
Welcome to your first full day of NSOP! While the heavy-lifting (literally) of moving in is over for many of you, the more local students still have to haul shit into their rooms. Either way, there is more awkward social interaction to come! (The socializing is worth it if it gives you access to free […]
Ode to Wallach Hall Gaming Lounge
January 29, 2025I Bid Farewell To My Beloved Sweet Corn Turtle Chips
January 28, 2025Alleged Columbia Senate Proposal Calls For Mask Ban
January 28, 2025Alleged Columbia Senate Proposal Calls For Mask Ban
January 27, 2025