Bleary-eyed and ready to start ranting to the nice ladies in Butler Cafe, you enter the library at the crack of dawn (okay, 10 am) to start work on that project you really, really didn’t mean to procrastinate on. But wait—what’s that smell? Is it possible that someone got here even earlier than YOU, and […]
Midterms Are Over, So Take A Fucking Nap
April 14, 2025Why Are All the Doors So Damn Heavy
April 14, 2025Formula 1 Drivers As Barnumbia Majors
April 9, 2025How To Walk Manhattan Tip To Tip: A 10 Hour Adventure
April 8, 2025