With the end of the semester fast approaching and both stress and assignments rapidly piling up, despite our best intentions, we just simply cannot go to class sometimes. In case you find yourself in this predicament, Bwog has you covered. Simply fill out this madlib and email it to your professor and you’ll be all set!

The summer is sliding by. Morton Williams is boycotting Turkish products. (Gothamist) This guy turned his GS admissions essay into a Kindle book, so we bought it. Highlight: “I have never smoked a cigarette, drank beer, or used any illegal drugs.” (Amazon) All old campus buildings still have asbestos, and are continuing treatments begun this spring. […]

While you’re sweating over data entry and filling coffee cups in your summer internship, you might look back at those strange, wild memories of Butler Library dominating the four a.m. sky as you walked from drudgery to sleep and pine for a return to the college life. Don’t worry. We’re here to give you every minute […]