In which anonymous Tipster reports mysterious Figure. Last night, around midnight, I saw a mysterious figure putting up these posters around campus. When I asked her what they were all about, she said that she likes to “jump around the roofs of Hartley” and is looking for a sidekick to accompany her. When I asked […]

  Let’s not kid ourselves- we’ve all been rudely awoken by the ungodly shrieking of a fire alarm and we’ve all cursed the name and bodily person of the (usually) faceless, unknown culprits. But, thanks to the personal touch of Columbia Housing and Dining, fire alarm emails have recently included the specific suite numbers of […]

Shakeer Rahman reports: There is a lot of free Dinosaur BBQ in front of Hartley-Wallach. Beth Milton adds: Really good food. And still there as of 3:45 pm. And a lonely container of leftover potato salad sat at the Lerner Front Desk through the end of the Varsity Show– approx. 11:00 pm. That’s gross.

Doodles found in a notebook in the Hartley computer lab: [context: drawing of a pirate holding bottle of ‘grog’ in its hook. Two colors of pen that I believe represent two authors. Distinction in italics] DONATE!!! What if the same guy buys you at auction again?! Noooooo So far we only have $11 of steph. […]