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A Straight Flush

By Bwog Staff on Nov 12, 2013 10 Comments

According to a tip, a urinal in the John Jay 5 men’s room is flooding. The urinal is pissed. A straight flush. The biggest leak since Snowden. Who’s in trouble? Urine trouble! I hate John Jay. Fuck this place. Suck my dick Columbia. Remember that you can call Columbia Housing 24/7 at (212) 854-2779 for […]

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