Between the First-year flu, the Carmen cough, and the Sulzberger sneeze, being confused by health services was a rite of passage for Barnumbia students. Not anymore!
When Thursday Daily Caroline Montgomery doesn’t hit on Halal guys, she spends her time appreciating all sorts of art. She attended the recent screening of a new student film — written, directed, and produced by fellow Barnardian Amelia Arnold. Initially the room was quiet. Light chatter and normal niceties were exchanged among audience members. […]
The whole nation is talking about swine flu, but that great pestilence known as midterms has once again been inflicting its ills upon Columbia. There are many strains of this disease, each with its own unique symptoms and varying degrees of severity. In an attempt to encourage responsible self-diagnosis, treatment. and an almost certain hypochondria […]
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