People like to complain about the steamy weather since the peak of summer heat coincides with move-in and the first weeks of class. That’s understandable; but as someone who comes from a temperate city, I am here to tell you: enjoy the 80s while it lasts. No hot weather now will be as bad as the frostbite […]
Might fuck around and “tamper with heat value.”
It’s the end of February—one of our least favorite (but necessary) months in the year. It’s still technically winter, but why is it so fucking hot? Hear us out: we think that we’ve figured out why it is so fucking hot on campus today. Do you remember when we first began to experience the trials […]
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