An anonymous staff writer found his way into the NYU Class of 2023 GroupMe chat this summer as a result of mere happenstance. After flooding the chat with memes for a while, he was overcome by impulse and committed a crime of passion: removing everyone from the chat.
Just in case you have been, purposefully, hiding under a rock, mustering every residual effort to dissociate yourself from the disruption and atrocity that has been occurring in the country and in the world these couple of weeks, this is a mild wake-up dosage reminding you that: things are shit. It’s as if the despise […]
If you cared, you would already know the Ravens won. (LA Times) Super Bowl commercials kind of sucked. (New York Times) “Warm Bodies” made $20 million, but the new Koch documentary made $20K on every screen it showed on. Not bad for a documentary. (Daily News) More NYU than Columbia students are looking for sugar daddies. Just gonna leave it at […]
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